So like I said I reserved the hotel for me and my gf for the night

I got there before her and proceeded to take a massive dump (forgot to flush) and took a quick nap then went to meet her outside

I didn’t tell her I already went in the room but she went into the Bathroom and saw my 16 inch girthy chocolate log and screamed… obviously I could not admit to creating such a foul monstrosity and being such of a slob as leaving it for her to stumble upon (we’ve only been exclusive for a month, she doesn’t love me YET) then I got myself in trouble by saying I had been waiting for her outside and only got the key card, didn’t enter the room

Then she noticed the sheets had been slept in (but didn’t know it was me) and assumed it was a room they didn’t clean before the last people left.

She then went to the front desk infuriated and demanded a different room with the above facts while I told her it wasn’t a big deal because the sheets looked clean and they probably just layed them sloppily. She would have none of that from the front desk though.

They then gave us a new room and later I could here the hotel desk worker screaming at a Mexican cleaner saying it was embarrassment out in the hall, then an hour later and we got a call from the front desk that the room was complementary. Turned out to be a huge win. Proceeded to bang her all night and wipe my coom up with a bathroom towel someone will be wiping their face with in a few days.

Cliffs
-drop a log in the hotel toilet and say you found it like that and get a free stay

I usually just tip the front desk person and I get hooked up. I'm decent with my money though, so I have no need to sic my beastwoman on others so shamelessly.

How do you forget to flush after taking a dump?

Cmon man youre saying you’ve never done that, especially in a toilet you can disrespect like a hotel or public restroom?

I like the thought of making some twink cringing at the sight of my colossal log in food court bathroom. Pure mogging

Negged


What you did was immoral but at this point, you really should have owned up to it.

The cleaner probably supports a family, and you put their job at risk, allowed them to get humiliated for no reason, and made their life harder.

Not mirin at all. I hope you acquire some empathy and become more virtuous one day.

LMOA

dat free stay.

Front desks will hook you up if you are cool.

This.

The cleaner is probably an illegal

Thunderpants approved.

They came in the country illegally and will get immigration lawyers and other benefits via my tax dollar

lol @ having sympathy for criminals you simp, maybe you can take her into your house

livestream when you rope plz

currently in a hotel, and this is the last thing i needed to read

lol I’m not an fat ugly soft kunt like you and I get pussay and free hotel Rooms. Why would I rope?

I think it’s far more likely for a soyboy like you to do so but that’s just my opinion

imagine making a thread about your gf and not posting her pics

Charlie Sheen tier winning rittyurr

sadly i
dont have agf/wife
to make a scene.