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08-31-2021, 03:37 PM
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Brahs, need advice on situation
So, last night I was at Wal-Mart (in a nicer area here).. I only go to Walmart to buy oil (and ammo before they stopped selling that chit)…
Anyways, I’m walking across the front of the store and some fat sack of chit asks me how tall I am (happens frequently when 6’6”), I respond and say “six and a half feet…”
He proceeds to catch me off guard and asks if people ever call me Lurch (Addams family reference).. I was like “nah, bro” and gave him the “I’m going to fukin kill you in a second if you say anything else” look…
He’s like “it’s all good man, god bless you!”
I walked away, but was fukin heated. I’m semi-mirin his balls because I was wearing a tank and was looking big af post pull day (I’m about 275lbs right now)..
Did I do this right? What would the misc have done?!
Cliffs: guy asks if I ever get called Lurch, I respond no, but am pissed.
Anyways, I’m walking across the front of the store and some fat sack of chit asks me how tall I am (happens frequently when 6’6”), I respond and say “six and a half feet…”
He proceeds to catch me off guard and asks if people ever call me Lurch (Addams family reference).. I was like “nah, bro” and gave him the “I’m going to fukin kill you in a second if you say anything else” look…
He’s like “it’s all good man, god bless you!”
I walked away, but was fukin heated. I’m semi-mirin his balls because I was wearing a tank and was looking big af post pull day (I’m about 275lbs right now)..
Did I do this right? What would the misc have done?!
Cliffs: guy asks if I ever get called Lurch, I respond no, but am pissed.
08-31-2021, 03:39 PM
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08-31-2021, 07:37 PM
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Bump for my evening miscers.. thanks for the response Gordo!
08-31-2021, 07:39 PM
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I always tell people I'm 5'11 when they ask, wood recommend for lulz
08-31-2021, 07:40 PM
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Eh, if you played it a bit better you could have ended it with a bang. You’ll get him next time though. Learning experience.
Entire NYPD should go on strike. You'll see then how quickly the mayor changes his tone.
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Entire NYPD should go on strike. You'll see then how quickly the mayor changes his tone.
08-31-2021, 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted By ThisIsMyAlias⏩
I have tried that too, it doesn’t go over well and leads to more questions unfortunatelyI always tell people I'm 5'11 when they ask, wood recommend for lulz
Originally Posted By Smegmalion⏩
It’s so rare anyone says stupid chit to me, but he must have sensed I’m a soft ass or something.. I try to look the part, but being big has actually hindered me because people never really step..Eh, if you played it a bit better you could have ended it with a bang. You’ll get him next time though. Learning experience.
08-31-2021, 07:43 PM
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aware?
08-31-2021, 07:46 PM
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i wouldnt take it too personally man hes probably just a dope - at 6'6 275lbs i dont think he was trying to emasculate you lol
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08-31-2021, 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
Honestly not bro, this chit is real (srs)… you know you’re a fukin miscer when you make a thread and people think it’s an awair threadaware?
Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
He was a goofy dude for sure.. he looked like zach G circa Hangover. I just don’t like it when anyone speaks to me in publici wouldnt take it too personally man hes probably just a dope - at 6'6 275lbs i dont think he was trying to emasculate you lol
08-31-2021, 07:53 PM
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Chill out Lurch.
Hows the weather up there?
You play basketball?
Hows the weather up there?
You play basketball?
08-31-2021, 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted By Getter_done⏩
Chillin! Atmosphere is a bit thinner up here, but I carry around a can of disposable o2 when needed.. used to man, I could even dunk (one handed) when I was a skinny *******.. little kids always asked me if I could and then they’d be like “oh” after I one handed it haha!Chill out Lurch.
Hows the weather up there?
You play basketball?
Hows the weather up there?
You play basketball?
08-31-2021, 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted By headturner1⏩
well in that case I would just let it go. It never shocks me how autistic some people out there are. Even the ones who are brazen enough to walk up to random guys and talk to them -- meaning they have strong enough social skills -- still lack that amount of tact they should have. When someone says that kind of **** I just take it as them being unrefined rather than trying to start **** with me.Honestly not bro, this chit is real (srs)… you know you’re a fukin miscer when you make a thread and people think it’s an awair thread
08-31-2021, 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
For sure.. He looked like a dude you’d see a Walmart.. I was talking to my step-dad about that kind of lowlife chit you see at a place like that..well in that case I would just let it go. It never shocks me how autistic some people out there are. Even the ones who are brazen enough to walk up to random guys and talk to them -- meaning they have strong enough social skills -- still lack that amount of tact they should have. When someone says that kind of **** I just take it as them being unrefined rather than trying to start **** with me.
Like I can go shopping in Bellevue (wealthier suburb of Seattle) and no one ever says chit. It’s just a classlessness issue.
08-31-2021, 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted By headturner1⏩
Years ago at a gym I used to go to there was a guy ur size and he drove a tiny old toyota tercel, cannot imagine some guy road raging at him and seeing him come out that tiny car lmao.Chillin! Atmosphere is a bit thinner up here, but I carry around a can of disposable o2 when needed.. used to man, I could even dunk (one handed) when I was a skinny *******.. little kids always asked me if I could and then they’d be like “oh” after I one handed it haha!
08-31-2021, 08:05 PM
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should’ve said “you rang?”
08-31-2021, 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Getter_done⏩
Haha, my third car was an Acura Integra hatchback and people would wtf when I’d unfold myself out of it.. I really need to be a truck guy instead of a small Japanese car guy..Years ago at a gym I used to go to there was a guy ur size and he drove a tiny old toyota tercel, cannot imagine some guy road raging at him and seeing him come out that tiny car lmao.
Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
That’s because you’re witty and funny bro (also well endowed according to many a miscer lol).. I’m a fukin idiot when put on the spot.. too much tv/movies where everything is scripted..should’ve said “you rang?”
08-31-2021, 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
50/50 fatty would have got that referenceshould’ve said “you rang?”
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08-31-2021, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted By headturner1⏩
lolHaha, my third car was an Acura Integra hatchback and people would wtf when I’d unfold myself out of it.. I really need to be a truck guy instead of a small Japanese car guy..
That’s because you’re witty and funny bro (also well endowed according to many a miscer lol).. I’m a fukin idiot when put on the spot.. too much tv/movies where everything is scripted..
hehe ty men =] don’t sweat it brah, u are stressing too much over a small thing in life, you had some words with a random stranger that was just mirin ur height, so what no biggie. life goes on. probably many ppl wonder how tall you are but don’t just come out and ask, it’s just kinda natural when ppl see someone unusual, be proud u r specialyou will make it Lurch!
08-31-2021, 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
Thanks man, you’re good people (srs)..lol
hehe ty men =] don’t sweat it brah, u are stressing too much over a small thing in life, you had some words with a random stranger that was just mirin ur height, so what no biggie. life goes on. probably many ppl wonder how tall you are but don’t just come out and ask, it’s just kinda natural when ppl see someone unusual, be proud u r special
you will make it Lurch!
hehe ty men =] don’t sweat it brah, u are stressing too much over a small thing in life, you had some words with a random stranger that was just mirin ur height, so what no biggie. life goes on. probably many ppl wonder how tall you are but don’t just come out and ask, it’s just kinda natural when ppl see someone unusual, be proud u r special
you will make it Lurch!
08-31-2021, 08:42 PM
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Lol sounds like he pulled one over on you
08-31-2021, 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted By headturner1⏩
LololHaha, my third car was an Acura Integra hatchback and people would wtf when I’d unfold myself out of it.. I really need to be a truck guy instead of a small Japanese car guy..
08-31-2021, 08:56 PM
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Should’ve hit him with the Navy Seal copy/pasta, OP.
What else were you supposed to do? You handled the situation without any escalation. Nothing happened. Forget about it. That’s why I only go to Walmart when it’s not busy. And I rarely shop there.
What else were you supposed to do? You handled the situation without any escalation. Nothing happened. Forget about it. That’s why I only go to Walmart when it’s not busy. And I rarely shop there.
08-31-2021, 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
Good answer.well in that case I would just let it go. It never shocks me how autistic some people out there are. Even the ones who are brazen enough to walk up to random guys and talk to them -- meaning they have strong enough social skills -- still lack that amount of tact they should have. When someone says that kind of **** I just take it as them being unrefined rather than trying to start **** with me.
I can really only recall coming across one guy who was that big [or bigger]. It was at a gym and not entirely sure if he was into me or just flirting to make a sale. Married, so didn't worry about it.
But he was a huge guy. Hand the size of a plate; said he had played pro football.
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08-31-2021, 09:00 PM
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"Nah usually the Jolly Green Giant"
Should've hit him with that. Throw his jab at you back with another facetious statement. Gives a laugh and you come out on top because you don't take yourself too serious and take the piss out of him simultaneously.
Should've hit him with that. Throw his jab at you back with another facetious statement. Gives a laugh and you come out on top because you don't take yourself too serious and take the piss out of him simultaneously.
We're all gonna make it brahs
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