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post 1646415483 09-05-2021, 08:09 AM
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Time to cash in boyos!!! Vaxcels fuk off

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post 1646415853 09-05-2021, 08:19 AM
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lol still not for manlets
post 1646415953 09-05-2021, 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted By Azrairc⏩
lol still not for manlets
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post 1646416023 09-05-2021, 08:23 AM
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post 1646416553 09-05-2021, 08:37 AM
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Floridacels sperm samples contaminated with sand.
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post 1646416813 09-05-2021, 08:42 AM
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Not surprising OP spends his free time searching the internet for sperm
post 1646417263 09-05-2021, 08:56 AM
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OP why are you looking to buy sperm? You know you can satisfy your desire a lot cheaper than that on Grindr
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post 1646417613 09-05-2021, 09:05 AM
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JFL at the Vaxxcel lames ITT that are mad
post 1646417693 09-05-2021, 09:07 AM
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dont you have to meet all these ridiculous standards to even be considered as a sperm donor?
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post 1646418073 09-05-2021, 09:16 AM
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Originally Posted By MiscMathematician⏩
vax increases sperm volume and motility

Even if this were true (which I find extremely unlikely) the study methodology was absolutely bush league. These ****gots clearlyhad a political motivation for this "study," if you could even call getting 45 dudes to blast in a cup two times that.

BRB "The researchers asked participants to provide two semen samples: one sample prior to the first Covid-19 vaccine dose and a second sample approximately 70 days after the second vaccine dose."

Besides the fact that the subjects probably had no idea that they would be asked to provide the first sample and ample time to prepare to provide the second sample, how TF can they make such a bold claim with phucking TWO data points?! LMAO I was like LMAO TRUST THE SCIENCE.

BRB measuring temperature today and then using my fancy anti-global warming spray and measuring it again in 70 days. Temperature is lower, that means my magic spray works. Not sure if srs scientific community.

https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...rticle/2781360
post 1646418333 09-05-2021, 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted By MiscMathematician⏩
if the median of 50ish people all increased it's substantial. obviously lurking variables, and has to be repeated under different conditions (different seasons, different age groups, different demographics, etc).
Yes, I think it shows that when the average man knows he will be expected to provide a semen sample at some point in the furture, he will not jerk off for a certain period of time so that he doesn't look like a low-test beta when he hands his results to the college-aged nurse collecting the samples.



EDIT: Deltas for this LARP study are on the order of 10^6 BTW. Sperm counts are several orders of magnitude higher, like 10^8-10. These are completely insiginificant results even if they weren't also obviously manipulated.
post 1646418753 09-05-2021, 09:29 AM
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If you're older than 28, I got bad news for you boyo... You cannot be a sperm donor after 28...
Also no manlets or college dropouts

I think unvaxxed plasma is also pretty valuable by the btw
post 1646418773 09-05-2021, 09:29 AM
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Just LOL @ going to a sperm bank to donate sperm in cups. I just act like a rooster that snuck into the henhouse and go to town.
post 1646418913 09-05-2021, 09:33 AM
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Soon HBBs will be looking for the alpha unvaxxed. Reddit on suicide watch
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post 1646418953 09-05-2021, 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted By Azrairc⏩
lol still not for manlets
lol, came in to say that my height would probably DQ me.
post 1646419093 09-05-2021, 09:39 AM
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Originally Posted By MiscMathematician⏩
i think some people would care for a 20% increase in sperm count/motility. people literally ice their balls to raise it slightly hoping to have kids. "significance" here is statistical, not opinion based

edit: the point of this study was to dispel the claims that the vax hurts male fertility.
That doesn't change the fact that single largest factor in fluctuations in sperm count and mobility is frequency of ejaculation. So if you want to tell me a 1 million unit change in a total that is reasonably 200 million or more (i.e. 0.5%), okay, I'm not going to argue that with you. But there is absolutely zero control for ejaculation frequency in this study. So until I see those numbers, I'm not going to believe the vaccine increases sperm count-- I'm going to believe these men googled "how to increase sperm count" when they saw their first numbers and affected the results of the study.
post 1646419163 09-05-2021, 09:42 AM
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Is the age cutoff really 28?

6ft 130-135iq white male who doesn’t drink, do drugs, and does cardio 10+ times a week/eats healthy Whole Foods.

But I’m 35, I would start jizzing in a cup if it started netting me 1k cuz not vaxxed.
post 1646419263 09-05-2021, 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted By Duckliver⏩
Is the age cutoff really 28?
Where I live it's 28 or 30 yeah depending on the clinic. 35 is too old mane... They want uber chads in their prime. Usually dudes like young college professors, athletes or jet fighter pilots... lol
I am wrong. Apparently it goes up to 39 in some places
https://www.mayoclinic.org/tests-pro...t/pac-20395032
post 1646419803 09-05-2021, 09:58 AM
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Unvaccinated AND natural antibodies ayyyy
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post 1646419913 09-05-2021, 10:00 AM
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post 1646430633 09-05-2021, 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Duckliver⏩
Is the age cutoff really 28?

6ft 130-135iq white male who doesn’t drink, do drugs, and does cardio 10+ times a week/eats healthy Whole Foods.

But I’m 35, I would start jizzing in a cup if it started netting me 1k cuz not vaxxed.
Ah, well I'm too old and too short then. Brutal.
post 1646433153 09-05-2021, 01:51 PM
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Sitting on a gold mine, nom sayin
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post 1646433903 09-05-2021, 02:03 PM
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post 1646434343 09-05-2021, 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted By MiscMathematician⏩
vax increases sperm volume and motility

thats great and all, but no one wants that tainted load
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