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post 1646682913 09-09-2021, 09:28 AM
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Is there anything more annoying than when you are trying to take a nice chit...

And come ****git keeps trying the doorknob?


I'm sitting here working on an extremely girthy seven coiled chocolate fudge cobra and some prick keeps trying to hurry me. Did you see me come out azzhole?? NO??

Then wait your fkin turn. Damn one hole customer bathrooms.


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post 1646683283 09-09-2021, 09:35 AM
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This leads me to an important question

When taking a dump in a public restroom and someone tries to open your door. What do you say? Occupied? I'm in here?

Always feels so beta, because you try to say it in a nice way.


And yes I chit in public restrooms WITHOUT putting toilet paper on the seat like a phegget
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post 1646683373 09-09-2021, 09:37 AM
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Mirin that you’re also making threads about pungent chits and farts like me brah

Coax out a big firecracker aroma out of your angus and let the bastard savour it
post 1646683793 09-09-2021, 09:44 AM
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I mean we live in a society here so respecting the possibility that a HTC lady at your office may be packing a loaded colon after going HAM last night at chipotle and she’s prairie dogging a textured fudge rocket of epic proportions is just part of the daily routine so you should probably invest in one of those automotive gloves with a rubberized grip so if you’re put in this situation again you can just reach under yourself grab hold of that summabich and yank it out of your hiney like you are drawing back on a billiards break shot just be careful your fart portal doesn’t slam shut
post 1646684763 09-09-2021, 10:01 AM
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Yeah, there's one thing that is extremely more annoying. Having to drop a near emergency deuce, and the single hole bathroom is occupied by some waste of skin surfing social media on his phone for an hour in there.
post 1646686203 09-09-2021, 10:27 AM
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You know only have two acceptable choices to make; wipe and toss in trash can or no wipe. You have to mog the waiting individual with your gargantuan log. You can't cover that masterpiece with chit paper.
post 1646686393 09-09-2021, 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted By miscHodor⏩
You know only have two acceptable choices to make; wipe and toss in trash can or no wipe. You have to mog the waiting individual with your gargantuan log. You can't cover that masterpiece with chit paper.
Leaving it for him to mire is indeed the highest test move.
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post 1646686463 09-09-2021, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted By BIGJIMSLADE22⏩
Yeah, there's one thing that is extremely more annoying. Having to drop a near emergency deuce, and the single hole bathroom is occupied by some waste of skin surfing social media on his phone for an hour in there.
Can confirm.


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