Not talking like crazy levels of partying and stuff, but as in a realistic / ideal day?

Mine would probably be get up early, workout, do some cardio, tend to vegetable plot/mow the grass on a ride on lawn mower, cook some nice food up and surround myself with immediate family. Read a book by a camp fire or log fire and listen to music / play guitar.

Maybe like having a kid and doing sports with them or teaching them something like fishing or whatever.


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agree with it starting early with a workout. Early morning workouts are the fuking best

5am workout
Oats and whey post workout
Get my dick sucked off by 2 or 3 big booty latinas

In no particular order

Bacon

Workout

Doggy

Doge

Vodka

Sidchrome

Wagyu

Wake up- get drunk

Spend the day- drunk

Go to bed- drunk

Wake up at 6:30, bang out the wife and then drink coffee on the porch for 30 minutes or so. Hit the gym around 8, get home and eat 2 eggs, 2 bacons and 2 pancakes.

Do some yard work until around noon then take mini me too the splash park for a couple hours. Spend the afternoon and evening puttering around the yard while junior tries to help with everything, maybe pound a few beers maybe not.

Close the day off having a few people over for dinner, then watch TV or listen to music on the porch with the wife before hitting the bed by 10:30.

This would be my ideal life and tbh not that far from my everyday except I work remotely (so still get to putter around the house a lot) from 10:30 to 6ish. Drinking coffee on my front porch now after banging out the wife actually, but im going to spend most of today renovating a home we just bought. Should still be fun.

Wake up about ten, both kids are asleep so the gf wants some dick, bang 2-3 times. Get dressed without showering to let my dick get sex crust on it. We’re on holiday so go down to the pool with the kids, have a couple of Irish whiskeys for breakfast. Snack and drink cocktails, then go snorkelling with the fam. Drink some more cocktails have BBQ meats for dinner, put the kids to sleep, some more pussy then getting my ass licked would be nice. That is all.

Having sex with an hbb All day long

Order Hawaiian pizza on a break sesh. Laugh and eat pizza together before blowing her back out again and nutting in them sweet sweet shuga walls


If there’s a heaven, this is it

That was one of the most American posts I've read on the misc. Congrats.

Get up at 8am
Protein Cereal and banana
Misc with some coffee
Morning workout
More misc
Lunch
read books/do brain puzzles
video games
read books/brain puzzles
maybe go for a walk later in evening
evening meal
video games
watch something on NOW TV (currently watching a recent 'Law and Order' series with Christopher Meloni)

This is on down days when I have no real activites like volunteering or missions.

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bishes I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuk her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari’s have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I’m holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I’m fuking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says “harder.” V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of coom everywhere. People say I fuk like a pornstar, I wouldn’t disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

Get up early in the morning.

Lift some weights.

Run listening to a good Sci-fi audiobook along the Tokyo Bay under the clear blue sky.

Sake and good movies.

6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blowjob
6:30 Massive dump while reading sports section of USA Today
7:00 Breakfast, Filet mignon and eggs, toast and coffee
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Stoli Bloody Mary en route to airport
8:15 DFW - Private G4 to Augusta, Georgia (Coffee, SI and WSJ)
9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club
9:45 Front nine at Augusta (2 under)
11:45 Lunch, 2 dozen oysters on the half shell, 3 Heinekens
12:15 Blowjob
12:30 Back nine Augusta (4 under)
1:15 Limo back to airport (Bombay martini)
2:30 Private G4, Augusta to Nassau, Bahamas (nap)
3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female (topless) crew
4:30 Land World Record light tackle Marlin (1249 lbs)
5:00 G4 back to DFW, massage & hand job enroute by naked Kathy Ireland
6:45 sh*t, shower and shave
7:00 Watch CNN newsflash: Hillary and Al Gore farm animal sex video released and authenticated.
7:30 Dinner, Lobster appetizers, Dom Perigon (1963), 20 oz. New York Steak
9:00 Remy Martin and Cuban Partagas cigar
9:30 Three women make love to him AND each other
11:00 Full body massage and Jacuzzi
11:45 Bed (alone)
11:50 12-second, 4-note fart (dog leaves the room)
11:55 Deep, snoring sleep