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post 1646815973 09-11-2021, 09:47 AM
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Walked Straight Into A Metal Pole Last Night After A Rinsing Gashed Bridge Nose-PIC

Was bleeding like a stuck pig. People thought I got into a fight and were asking me how the other guy looked. Woke up this morning hungover and bloody with a huge gash on bridge of nose. No gym today - beach day. I think if I lifted this gash would explode and start bleeding again. At beach now. Sun, saltwater ocean water cures and heals everything. Be careful out there boyos.

post 1646816073 09-11-2021, 09:48 AM
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post 1646816173 09-11-2021, 09:50 AM
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Lold das it mane
post 1646816433 09-11-2021, 09:55 AM
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Lol you need to go to church son. You’re lost. Just sad
post 1646816503 09-11-2021, 09:57 AM
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In my defense it was dark out, the sidewalk was crowded, and I was in a rush and not looking or paying attention.
post 1646816543 09-11-2021, 09:58 AM
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Damn you are old breh
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post 1646816653 09-11-2021, 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX
In my defense it was dark out, the sidewalk was crowded, and I was in a rush and not looking or paying attention.
Ouch. That means a whole bunch of people saw you. Only saw this happen in real life once in my life. Dude was with two girls, one pretended she didn't see it and the other was laughing her ass off.
post 1646817353 09-11-2021, 10:11 AM
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I too have walked into a pole while rinsemaxxing got a big bump on the side of my face for the rest of the night
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post 1646817453 09-11-2021, 10:13 AM
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Hunter Biden dat you?
post 1646817513 09-11-2021, 10:14 AM
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post 1646817623 09-11-2021, 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX

das it mane
post 1646817693 09-11-2021, 10:17 AM
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Look at the milkers on the girl in the blue.
post 1646817853 09-11-2021, 10:19 AM
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Does anyone like fake teds?

post 1646818333 09-11-2021, 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted By AJ1528
Hunter Biden dat you?
I feel like him right now with this gash and hangover. I dropped about $200 last night. I need Papa Joe to send me some more play money.
post 1646819183 09-11-2021, 10:44 AM
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How da phcuk does one get drunk enough to walk into a pole after only $200?
Happy Hour bro. Half price everything. And I'm only about 145 pounds. And I did a 24 hour fast. Drank on empty stomach. Tequila. Lots of tequila.
post 1646819843 09-11-2021, 10:57 AM
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Do you think you should visit a plastic surgeon to close it cosmetically?
post 1646819903 09-11-2021, 10:58 AM
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this guy is basically a rich LEOslayer. sad
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post 1646819973 09-11-2021, 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted By mesobuild
Do you think you should visit a plastic surgeon to close it cosmetically?
I don't think that's necessary.
post 1646820033 09-11-2021, 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted By IronILLinois
this guy is basically a rich LEOslayer. sad
Are you not entertained?
post 1646827743 09-11-2021, 01:34 PM
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Was talking to a guy last night with this. AP Royal Oak in Rose Gold. Paid $47K.

post 1646827803 09-11-2021, 01:36 PM
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post 1646827983 09-11-2021, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX
Was talking to a guy last night with this. AP Royal Oak in Rose Gold. Paid $47K.

mirin
post 1646828153 09-11-2021, 01:43 PM
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OP is becoming one of my favorite miscers. repped for strong delivery and teds. hng
post 1646828253 09-11-2021, 01:44 PM
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Looking old, frail, lonely.
post 1646828353 09-11-2021, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX

Mirin' srs
post 1646828833 09-11-2021, 01:54 PM
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post 1646828973 09-11-2021, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX
Was bleeding like a stuck pig. People thought I got into a fight and were asking me how the other guy looked. Woke up this morning hungover and bloody with a huge gash on bridge of nose. No gym today - beach day. I think if I lifted this gash would explode and start bleeding again. At beach now. Sun, saltwater ocean water cures and heals everything. Be careful out there boyos.

your an official Sun baby- maybe its too late for sunscreen use too
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post 1646829033 09-11-2021, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX
Happy Hour bro. Half price everything. And I'm only about 145 pounds. And I did a 24 hour fast. Drank on empty stomach. Tequila. Lots of tequila.
bro how tall are you if only 145 lbs
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post 1646829493 09-11-2021, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted By TuskV
bro how tall are you if only 145 lbs
how about you show me some goddamn respect!
post 1646829873 09-11-2021, 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted By 8PointBuck
OP is becoming one of my favorite miscers. repped for strong delivery and teds. hng
thank you, sir. i always try to deliver the content and am never appreciated.
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