[QUOTE][b]“It’s really more of an in-person kind of explanation,”[/b]he demured, then suggested a dinner date.
[/QUOTE][img]https://c.tenor.com/jdvm9o1iK04AAAAM/crush-sell.gif[/img]

I hesitated. Normally I don’t meet my online dates until significantly more text and phone contact. Partly for safety reasons, partly because I don’t want to waste my time on guys I know will not work out. But mostly because I have been on A LOT of bad dates.

[QUOTE][b]He said he was living in his friend’s spare room because he’d hit a few “speed bumps,” in life. I totally got that.[/b]I’m the queen of speed bumps myself. I let myself dare to hope maybe— just maybe— I had found a kindred spirit.[b]I agreed to the date. And just like that, there I was, listening to him tell his story from across the candlelit table.[/b][/QUOTE][img]https://c.tenor.com/Hl5sQoicRiIAAAAM/siti-nurhaliza-candle-light.gif[/img]

[QUOTE][b]”About a year ago, I went out with some friends after work,”[/b]he began, and I smiled and nodded to let him know he had my attention.[b]“I met a girl at a bar and we really hit it off. We ended up going home together. Next day, there’s a cop on my doorstep.[/b]And yada, yada, yada…[b]long story short, she didn’t LOOK sixteen.[/b]”[/QUOTE][img]https://c.tenor.com/mest9SJucrAAAAAM/say-what-what.gif[/img]

I stiffened.[b]Did she look 30? Because you’re 44, dude.[/b]

[QUOTE]“So,” he continued,[b] “I have a felony on my record. I was put on probation, and my job fired me. And then,[b] just to kick me when I’m down” —[b][i]and this is my favorite part[/i][/b]— “[b]my wife left me[/b].”[/QUOTE][img]https://c.tenor.com/uBBdIt0QkNsAAAAM/what-seriously.gif[/img]

[b]?!??!![/b]

“Bummer,” I said, because what else is there to say?

[QUOTE]“[b]So I was out of work, and my mom and I couldn’t live off her social security check alone, so she started driving for Uber…

… That’s how she caught COVID and died.[/b]”[/QUOTE][img]https://c.tenor.com/0jxXFUxn7lEAAAAM/drinking-inna.gif[/img]

[b][i]And this is why I’m still single.[/i][/b]

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I clicked the link, thanks for the virus OP

We cosmo now with cringey made up dating stories?

You sure about that? Lmao we've had miscers that don't even know how to use the bathroom while on a "date."

There is no way this story is real.

But I do wonder how many "worst dates" I was for chicks.

If he was a miscer he would have thrown you off a balcony

Um, yeah, nobody ever posts here about how they only want to date females under 24 years of age.

We’ve had women jump off balconies to their death rather than continue a date with a Miscer

Still better than reddit, yeah?

I made you an avatar, brother.

Hope you like it.

Happen, this did

You are a dead set legend mate!

Reps for life brah!

it will be
me,iam ready
to embrass myself
ps:iam ready
to sniff your underboob *******/

..tempted to neg for going on quora fgitt Wtf

Vagina detected, opinion rejected

One of the greatest mjsc gifs of all time
Lmfao on spread

Lol'd at implication that a man can't bang 16 year olds. Women gonna women.

I entered the thread to read OP and create an aware thread but then it took a couple of wrong turns. Nope.

Which miscer is it?

The fact that the person in question had managed to secure and go on a date with a willing female immediately cancels out 97% of the misc.

Fuk on spread

The king of worst dates