For so long I thought that, yunno, was only for one thing. Like your pee pee is for peeing and your but hole is for pooping.

I never imagined in a million years as a kid that an “alternate substance” also comes out of that urine tube during a specific other phenomenon.

When I first found out about jacking off it kinda blew the whole concept of humanity wide open and I vaguely remember feeling like less of a human and more like a mere animal in my mind. It changed my fundamental understanding of why we exist and kinda brought a sadness of realization upon me.

So many implications all of a sudden exist that you can’t yet understand but it’s jarring because I grew up sheltered and religious and it just felt like a step down on the totem pole. Felt less like a god upon the planet and more like a victim of the circle of life.

First time I beat it I was 11

I used to push my pee pee around until it did the good feeling.

Nothing came out when the good feeling would happen.

That all changed when I turned 10.

Now when I pushed my pee pee around to create the good feeling, my hands got sticky water on them and smelled like salt.

The older I got, the good feeling goo would become more prominent. I began to take hold of my pee pee and really command it, it would stiffen in defiance… so I grasped it and pulled on it. This has a profound effect in the feel good goo, and it nearly burst out of my pee pee in an abundance, taking on the color of a clear white. Like a jelly fish.

I used to wonder if there were others like me