For those who have had to get vaxed for job...

Has anyone tried going into a doctor / vax place with a couple benjamins and proposed they empty the needle on the floor and sign your card or whatever in exchange for said benjamins? I think there are some vax jabbers out there who aren't paid all that well who would jump at the chance for some tax free disposable income.

And don't tell me doctors are all pure and righteous, as they're prescribing life ruining opiates to people left and right