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Thread: Thinking about canceling escort maxn and get a fleshlight

post 1647203853 09-17-2021, 01:38 AM
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Thinking about canceling escort maxn and get a fleshlight

Probably the best investment to satisfy primal male desires
post 1647203883 09-17-2021, 01:40 AM
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https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0..._1?smid=&psc=1
post 1647204343 09-17-2021, 01:59 AM
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At least then you wouldn't be repeatedly banging your dink into the last guys aids riddled pool of jizz.
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post 1647204363 09-17-2021, 02:01 AM
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Lmao

Why not get a girlfriend?
post 1647204373 09-17-2021, 02:02 AM
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Das not it zhengbrah.

Buying a "sex toy" is going full coomer. You never go full coomer.
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Cannot think of a lower point in a man's life than attempting to make love to a silicon mold of a woman's genitals. The only lubrication required are his tears of loneliness.
post 1647204423 09-17-2021, 02:04 AM
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What are you going to name him?
post 1647204473 09-17-2021, 02:07 AM
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Originally Posted By BigNik78⏩
At least then you wouldn't be repeatedly banging your dink into the last guys aids riddled pool of jizz.
Lol its them classy escorts that tempt me

post 1647204483 09-17-2021, 02:07 AM
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Much cheaper that way that is for sure
post 1647204513 09-17-2021, 02:09 AM
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Originally Posted By MinisterOfLust⏩
Lmao

Why not get a girlfriend?
120 for a sexy toy that lasts is not bad.

Ive had one before but need to hide it better, it got thrown away
post 1647204523 09-17-2021, 02:09 AM
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Originally Posted By TomWanks⏩
Das not it zhengbrah.

Buying a "sex toy" is going full coomer. You never go full coomer.



Cannot think of a lower point in a man's life than attempting to make love to a silicon mold of a woman's genitals. The only lubrication required are his tears of loneliness.
welp, I been there, many a times
post 1647204553 09-17-2021, 02:11 AM
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post 1647204583 09-17-2021, 02:13 AM
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Originally Posted By zhengterry⏩
120 for a sexy toy that lasts is not bad.

Ive had one before but need to hide it better, it got thrown away
Now picture yourself cleaning your own seed out of the back end of one of those things, or even worse, forgetting to do so and being awoken in the night by the smell of stale and rotting semen and tell me there is no emotional cost that you are neglecting from consideration OP.
post 1647204973 09-17-2021, 02:59 AM
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I am not even joking when I say this, but the best coomer tool is a simple grapefruit, chit is so much better than fleshlight 100% srs
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post 1647205213 09-17-2021, 03:17 AM
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Congrats bro

Think of us while you're balls deep in that pussy
post 1647205473 09-17-2021, 03:32 AM
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Originally Posted By zhengterry⏩
Lol its them classy escorts that tempt me

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post 1647207273 09-17-2021, 05:03 AM
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For the price of one decent hooker you can get a Fleshlight and hook it up to a VR set so it basically feels like you're banging inside a porn movie.

So basically instead of going through the hassle of escorts you can load up your favourite porn star and go to town. Another few years and VR sex will be super common, I'm sure.
post 1647208243 09-17-2021, 05:31 AM
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Originally Posted By FilsGoodMan⏩
I am not even joking when I say this, but the best coomer tool is a simple grapefruit, chit is so much better than fleshlight 100% srs
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post 1647208473 09-17-2021, 05:40 AM
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I'm shocked that you can't get an actual woman. Absolutely shocked.
FL > PA
post 1647272933 09-18-2021, 01:32 AM
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I could never order one of those toys because Amazon delivery person almost always delivered to the wrong apartment. Imagine if one of my neighbors get my orders by mistake... Fucc
post 1647274173 09-18-2021, 02:20 AM
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Find out where the glory holes are in your neighbourhood. But your dink has to be long enough to poke through at the other side.
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post 1647274233 09-18-2021, 02:22 AM
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Originally Posted By TomWanks⏩
Now picture yourself cleaning your own seed out of the back end of one of those things, or even worse, forgetting to do so and being awoken in the night by the smell of stale and rotting semen and tell me there is no emotional cost that you are neglecting from consideration OP.
Imagine the smells
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post 1647276463 09-18-2021, 04:18 AM
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Originally Posted By zhengterry⏩
Lol its them classy escorts that tempt me

What’s the retail on one of those
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