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Thread: Whats the worst pickup line you’ve ever used

post 1647219213 09-17-2021, 09:11 AM
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Whats the worst pickup line you’ve ever used

Mine was “you have a boyfriend, dont you”
post 1647219443 09-17-2021, 09:14 AM
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"Are you vaccinated, if so let's get animated"
"It is easier to find men who will volunteer to die, than to find those who are willing to endure pain with patience."

- Julius Caesar
post 1647220023 09-17-2021, 09:21 AM
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Fuk me daddy make me squirt
post 1647220143 09-17-2021, 09:23 AM
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"lemme hit that"
post 1647220163 09-17-2021, 09:24 AM
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Yeah, fuking water
post 1647220223 09-17-2021, 09:24 AM
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Are you a thief? because you stole my brain
post 1647220233 09-17-2021, 09:24 AM
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"Do you like water?
*says yes*
"Well that must mean you like 70% of me"
post 1647220333 09-17-2021, 09:26 AM
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Are you an archeologist? Because I have a large bone that needs to be examined
post 1647220453 09-17-2021, 09:28 AM
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Angels
post 1647220663 09-17-2021, 09:31 AM
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Girls name was Emma: "EMMAgine how good we would look together"
post 1647220753 09-17-2021, 09:32 AM
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I'm fukkin ZEEZ brah
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post 1647221103 09-17-2021, 09:38 AM
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"Don't say no so fast. I'm like a fungus. I grow on you."
"The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed."

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post 1647221213 09-17-2021, 09:41 AM
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Do you know karate cuz yo body kickin.


We married now tho.
post 1647221263 09-17-2021, 09:43 AM
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U wanna slip on some of dat henney?
post 1647221273 09-17-2021, 09:43 AM
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Are you an antiques dealer?


Because I have some junk that hasn't been touched in years.
Back off, Warchild.

Seriously.
post 1647221523 09-17-2021, 09:48 AM
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College freshman year- "What are the chances... of a guy like you... and a girl like me, ending up together?"

Her: "I'll just give you my number."

Ended up seeing each other for a little while. Nice girl.
post 1647221993 09-17-2021, 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted By mingrey02stg2⏩
College freshman year- "What are the chances... of a guy like you... and a girl like me, ending up together?"

Her: "I'll just give you my number."

Ended up seeing each other for a little while. Nice girl.
So you're telling me there's a chance. I read ya.
"The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed."

See OptimusTrajan' sig
post 1647222173 09-17-2021, 09:57 AM
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Nice eyes, they’d look great in jar on my shelf

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Holocaust denial is illegal in over 18 countries. if an organized killing of jews happened so definitely, why would people need to serve prison sentences for questioning it?
post 1647222203 09-17-2021, 09:57 AM
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Friend of mine to 2 sloots: Did you know there are only 21 letters in the alphabet?

Sloots: * blank state *

Friend: OH I forgot....U...R.....A....Q...T!



Me as they left:



Friend:

pls do not associate my personalities in misc and sports misc
post 1647222223 09-17-2021, 09:58 AM
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y..y..you to
post 1647222803 09-17-2021, 10:05 AM
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“We’re we goin”
post 1647222873 09-17-2021, 10:06 AM
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i would rape you if i had the chance
post 1647223033 09-17-2021, 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted By KramericaInd⏩
i would rape you if i had the chance
Lol winner
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post 1647223093 09-17-2021, 10:09 AM
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