O Chad, Chad, wherefore art thou Chad?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name.
Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love
And I’ll no longer be a MegaSloot.
‘Tis but thy name that is my enemy:
Thou art thyself, though not a Miscer.
What’s Miscer? It is nor penior nor angus
Nor bicep nor glute nor any other part
Belonging to a man. O be some other name.
What’s in a name? That which we call Hootsforce
By any other name would smell as sweet;
So Chad would, were he not Chad call’d,
Retain that dear perfection which he owes
Without that title. Chad, doff thy name,
And for that name, which is no part of thee,
Know that you are a dear dingleberry.

hahaha. looks like someone's been nursing a hardon for me. dm, me you horny lil skank.

why were
u banned?
for being a tranny?

What's your ideal penor in terms of length, girth and curvature?

The mods found out how huge my wiener is. In a jealous rage they banned me. I wept for days and nights alone. But I hath returned on my valiant quest for dick.

(I threatened to take a tire iron to some dumbass' head because he was ridiculing homeless, mentally ill veterans.)

Do you prefer your dicks sautéed or fried?

Would Thunderpants be scared or impressed by you

Omg. I've given this a LOT of thought. Bottom line, I can deal with anything. However, my romantic history is heavy on the side of very serious athletes. The one I've been crushing on lately is, well ... let's say uncommon. I've come to the point where I thought I was ready to buy his jersey, but then I recalled the way that Chad used to bring me chips when we were wee tots. And once again, my vegene recalled Chad ... he seems to be my base line. The length was satisfying.
I guess I'm not being specific here. I know I said **** like "I can take 20 at the same time" but I hesitate to put down specific inches because in the heat of the moment, I have not once measured. Not even once. It was rumored that I preferred very large penises only because I liked the kilbasa and wanted to eat it after I was done performing with it. And it does seem that I tend in that direction. However, this has more to do with being sought out by men with larger wieners than my own personal preference. Now then as to the curve. Well, here's a summary.

Has a miscer confirmed banged out with the sloot ?

They are reportedly quite chewy. I bit one guy on the hand and he got a fukking tattoo of it. I was furious. I can't eat him though because now he has children. He had a large meaty head though. I could have made head cheese and eaten for a month.I used to run around with a prolapsed angus at naked house parties and tell the dudes it were my dinkus. lol. good times.Another fan. Did you weep for me as much as I wept for you?

Wanna come to the 2023 misc gangbang? I'm pretty sure there are few spots left.
Be warned that you'll have to have your shrink on call after. heeheehee

Is this how the male signals his willingness? I'm pretty sure it is. Oh my gym Chads have become so hot. I was checking one out last time, he's as vanilla as the thinnest cookie wafer. He was working on his lats. I saw his bag first and pegged him as an athlete. Then checked out the muscles, nice. But then I saw his shirt and realized he was a rich man's son, probably not an athlete. I knew I'd end up being too much for him if he was raised in a nice middle class home. My level of nasty is over 9000. But he set up in the squat rack next to me. Later I did some laps and watched him ball. He can hoop. Siiigh. I think I'd be too much for him. So youthful and tender.


edit ... I just thought of something. One of the "rules" I've discovered is that if I discover a guy he's already been checking me out - 100%. I've expressed a strong preference for lats. Did the dude set up there for Muah?!!!?! screeeee!!! no frekin way.