Is the only test for COVID still sticking a giant q-tip up your nose as far as it can go and then scraping it against whatever membrane it touches for several moments?

Seems very painful and unnecessary.

vaxxcels please respond.

That’s the only somewhat accurate test, yes.

brb need a test to tell if I'm sick
I swear we've all gone retarded somehow

they have a butt insertion test now. perfect for you.

Wait what I been putting em about an inch above my nostril

Not deep enough.

brb testing for COVID correctly...

nothx.

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No, there is a saliva test. You basically spit into a Petri dish & send it away

DO NOT TAKE THE NOSE TEST!