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post 1647452593 09-20-2021, 09:46 PM
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Was mowing lawn and stepped in dog chit…

Fuggin neighbor walks his dog in the same spot everyday. He has a big azz yard and instead goes out of his way to walk his dog in front of my house along the road…on the grass I cut.

What should I do misc? Want to teach this fugger a lesson (not the dog, the piece of chit owner). People this low iq should be sterilized…ded fuggin srs.
post 1647452663 09-20-2021, 09:47 PM
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Put the poop in paper bags then deposit on his doorstep
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post 1647452713 09-20-2021, 09:48 PM
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U got cucked bud, take it like a man, that dog owns u now.
post 1647465343 09-21-2021, 06:48 AM
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Practice some fecal retention for a couple days then in the dead of night deposit a densely-impacted chocolate cobra in the middle of his lawn. Then casually and nonchalantly mention in conversation with him that you've seen bears or pumas around recently and that some dogs have gone missing.
post 1647465963 09-21-2021, 07:01 AM
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Check yard for poops before cutting the grass
Pick up poops with plastic bag
Deposit poops on your neighbors lawn.

For added effect, put poops in paper bag, place on porch, light on fire, ring doorbell, run away.

You could go talk to him and ask him to please pick up his dog turds before doing all of this.....if he does great, if he doesnt.....you know what to do.
post 1647466013 09-21-2021, 07:02 AM
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Fling it at his house with your lawnmower.
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post 1647466033 09-21-2021, 07:02 AM
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Poop on his doorstep

That’ll teach him a lesson!
We’re all gonna make it.
post 1647466073 09-21-2021, 07:03 AM
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Sounds like you know exactly who you need to be talking to about this issue.
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post 1647466343 09-21-2021, 07:09 AM
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Originally Posted By BulkingIsHard⏩
Put the poop in paper bags then deposit on his doorstep
Originally Posted By 2s00n⏩
Practice some fecal retention for a couple days then in the dead of night deposit a densely-impacted chocolate cobra in the middle of his lawn. Then casually and nonchalantly mention in conversation with him that you've seen bears or pumas around recently and that some dogs have gone missing.
Originally Posted By QuickShotSteve⏩
leave a nice chocolate anaconda at his front door. Human. Shows dominance
Originally Posted By dizzin9⏩
Poop on his doorstep

That’ll teach him a lesson!
post 1647466673 09-21-2021, 07:17 AM
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Originally Posted By MrBourbon⏩
Sounds like you know exactly who you need to be talking to about this issue.
yep.
put a camera up to catch him in the act.
tell him to cut it the fuk out.

he does it again, leave a copy of the photo on all your neighbors doors.
probably not just your yard he makes his dog chit in.


also, does your city or town have a pooper scooper law?
if so he's breaking it.
turn him in with video proof.

or you could just bitch about it on the internet.
post 1647471713 09-21-2021, 08:45 AM
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LMAO only peasants push mow their lawn bro. You were cucked long before the dog stepped in and chit on your 1/4 acre.
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post 1647471913 09-21-2021, 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted By NitrogenWidget⏩
yep.
put a camera up to catch him in the act.
tell him to cut it the fuk out.

he does it again, leave a copy of the photo on all your neighbors doors.
probably not just your yard he makes his dog chit in.


also, does your city or town have a pooper scooper law?
if so he's breaking it.
turn him in with video proof.

or you could just bitch about it on the internet.
Pooper scooper law.....potential fine of up to $500 (in Austin)....Im sure it's about the same everywhere it exists.
post 1647472403 09-21-2021, 08:58 AM
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If you stepped on dog chit with your left foot then that means you have good luck (dead srs)
post 1647472643 09-21-2021, 09:02 AM
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you ain't gonna do shiit, who you fooling ? You're gonna scoop it up next time like the little fukboy u are
post 1647472763 09-21-2021, 09:04 AM
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You know what to do OP.

post 1647472883 09-21-2021, 09:07 AM
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Better than mowing the shyt
post 1647473953 09-21-2021, 09:26 AM
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Many thanks for putting that much effort into my dog's toilet OP. You're a true neighborfriend.
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post 1647474193 09-21-2021, 09:29 AM
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Just move to a new house. This is clearly too much for you to handle.
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