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post 1647530883 09-22-2021, 06:04 AM
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Of air pods and toilets (cool story bro)

I bounced into the gym yesterday feeling good. Yellow leggings and body suit with yellow, black and blue blocks on it. Yellow sweat bands. I said to myself, self, you'd better pee before you start your work out lest you have a heart attack. I was in the stall, and I freed my lovely tiny titties and was about to pull my suit down when my left air pod fell out of my ear. Frantic, I tried to catch it, titties swinging. It bounced off my left hand, then my right, then poof, it was gone as the sound of the automatically flushing toilet covered the horrific "PLOP" it must have made falling into the fukking toilet. My adorable but naughty boy had just barely chewed on my previous air pods (no he did not get yelled at because he's a perfect, special, pretty puppy) so these were just a few weeks old. I stared at the toilet, utterly disconsolate, as I am a woman of very humble means and the loss of a proper sound system translates directly into the loss of gains. I just bought new glasses and I can't afford another dime for the next fifteen days or so. My phone has an app called 'find my headphones' and it tells you if the air pod is close by saying "cold, warm or hot". The phone said, "warmer" and I pictured it inside the toilet. I thought maybe it's still in there!
I stuck my hand into the fukking toilet, but no luck. The blasted toilet flushed again all on it's own erasing any hope. I washed my hands, totally broken hearted, wondering if I should just go home now and see if my old set had a left air pod or a right air pod ... But then - oh happy day!- on the other side of the room, there it was!!!! I was so happy.
I stuck it back in my ear and AC DC's Back in the Black popped up later on. I was back in business and had a great work out. Leveled up on the stair mill and saw a new muscle man at the gym. It was a good day.

Cliffs: Sloot juggles titties in bathroom stall.
Thinks she flushed air pod, but then finds it and is happy has a good work out.
post 1647531003 09-22-2021, 06:07 AM
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Pics of said tiny teddies?
post 1647531113 09-22-2021, 06:10 AM
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That’s a cool did not read story OP
We’re all gonna make it.
post 1647531133 09-22-2021, 06:10 AM
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  1. MegaSloot
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX
Pics of said tiny teddies?
I need to hit that bench press. They're pretty much standard issue tits aside from being tiny.
post 1647531183 09-22-2021, 06:13 AM
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might upload story to dropbox so i can read it to my grandkids in a few decades , very cool story indeed. I was on the edge of my seat the entire time
post 1647531263 09-22-2021, 06:15 AM
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Cool story OP. The part I enjoyed most was the part I did not read.
post 1647531293 09-22-2021, 06:16 AM
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Originally Posted By OffwhiteBrah
might upload story to dropbox so i can read it to my grandkids in a few decades , very cool story indeed. I was on the edge of my seat the entire time
Were the testicles on the seat or were they dangling down?
post 1647531313 09-22-2021, 06:17 AM
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Pics in yellow leggings?
certified sp driller
post 1647531493 09-22-2021, 06:21 AM
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Originally Posted By newbuck
Pics in yellow leggings?
https://imgur.com/a/X4yThAo
post 1647531923 09-22-2021, 06:32 AM
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