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post 1648396963 10-05-2021, 09:18 PM
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USPS is like the easiest path to middle class srs.

No skills required. Start at $18.60/hr with benefits.

Literally all you have to do is apply and take a simple fuking test that's basically looking for the easiest personality questions and consistency (Asks you the same questions, reworded, several times through the test).

Union, so as long as you show up to your job it's like impossible to lose. You get raises, annual leave, sick leave, health benefits. Everything is based on seniority instead of skill/work ethic.

Work more than 8hrs and it's overtime.. more than 10hrs and it's double overtime. Generally have consistent days off once you are there for a while. More or less work off of set schedule unless you are a mail carrier. Paid holidays.

Mail carrier is the "Hardest" job pretty much, but you're basically by yourself all day walking/driving. Sucks if you hate outdoors and a busy schedule, otherwise... Get a job inside the processing plant, brb ezmode looking at zip codes and dropping chit into a sack, or driving forklifts around.


If you have an NDC in your area you don't even have to deal with actual mail/letters, just packages/parcels. Spend half the day fuking off.



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Those mail trucks have no AC. That's pretty ****ed.
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Fukin lolz @ joining a Union. Get back to work tradie
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I got a buddy that is usps mail carrier and he is always working. He said if it wasn't for benefits and not being able to lift the heavy package (disabled veteran) he would have been a ups driver. I do agree with you OP if you want an easy gov job with good retirement I would suggest something in the post office also uncle Joe says you don't have to get the microchip.
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Originally Posted By Vbrah⏩
Those mail trucks have no AC. That's pretty ****ed.
Delivering mail is only 1 of many available jobs. Like I said, mail carriers got it the worst out of all the other employees. Anything inside the facility is ezmode tho.
Originally Posted By LtGoose⏩
Fukin lolz @ joining a Union. Get back to work tradie
Not sure what this means honestly. The union is fukin dope.

Tradies generally have to learn a trade. USPS doesn't even require that much =p
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post 1648398083 10-05-2021, 09:36 PM
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most people I've seen in this profession are the absolute bottom tier of people
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It's long hours and lots of work. Wouldn't call it easy mode
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but who was absolute trash co-workers?
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post 1648398323 10-05-2021, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted By TaeBoNinja⏩
It's long hours and lots of work. Wouldn't call it easy mode
Mail Carriers maybe. It's not lots of work inside the facilities lol. And long hours bring overtime/double overtime. Most unskilled people aren't going to find better money without a lot of luck.
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but who was absolute trash co-workers?
This can be any job tho!
Become a PSE or MHA and you will barely work with other people. Spend most of your time alone doing ur own **** with earbuds in.
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18.60/hr

middle class

pick one boyo

DED fooking SRS.

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I dunno brah they call it "going postal" for a reason.
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meh ez mode is tech job where the culture is a 40 hour work week and colocated teams

kind of rare but they are out there, usually startups by people who dont hate their families
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Originally Posted By Realclout⏩
18.60/hr

middle class

pick one boyo

DED fooking SRS.

srs.
Strong this. Don't understand how they're practically the only government agency without any cost of living adjustment. (Ded fkn Srs)
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Originally Posted By Realclout⏩
18.60/hr

middle class

pick one boyo

DED fooking SRS.

srs.
37k not including any potential overtime (Plus benefits)? Lower middle class income starts at 32k I thought?

Meh, the point of the thread was not USPS is the most amazing high paying job. It was that it requires absolutely no skill sets and a monkey could do most of the jobs. There are threads on here every day of people being unable to find jobs making like more than 12/hr.

Thread was meant to be a heads up for those folks.
Originally Posted By gmenfan40⏩
Strong this. Don't understand how they're practically the only government agency without any cost of living adjustment. (Ded fkn Srs)
You're not wrong. But they are currently in negotiations for a new contract, so maybe there will be a bump.
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Originally Posted By Tanerian⏩
37k not including any potential overtime (Plus benefits)? Lower middle class income starts at 32k I thought?

Meh, the point of the thread was not USPS is the most amazing high paying job. It was that it requires absolutely no skill sets and a monkey could do most of the jobs. There are threads on here every day of people being unable to find jobs making like more than 12/hr.

Thread was meant to be a heads up for those folks.
Wouldn't Fedex or UPS be the same but pay more?
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Just lol at working a government job that the private sector would pay you minimum wage for.


Literally a drag on society….most USPS workers are the saddest sacks of chit too srs.
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Originally Posted By Vbrah⏩
Wouldn't Fedex or UPS be the same but pay more?
If you can become a driver for UPS you're gonna make real decent money. But that requires a "Skillset". You will generally not just walk on and get that job.
UPS employees work way fuking harder inside the facilities than USPS and make the same pay more or less.
I *think* UPS starts a couple bucks lower for package handlers like 15/16/hr but it might have changed recently.


No idea about Fedex tho. Imagine it's the similar.



If you're not adverse to hardwork, all of them are pretty ez options if you're having trouble finding jobs that pay more than 12/hr.
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Just lol at working a government job that the private sector would pay you minimum wage for.
Bolded for emphasis. That was the point I was trying to make. It's the type of job that "Should" pay min wage cuz it's ez as ****, but it's 18+ with full benefits and hard as fuk to get fired =p
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Isn't that a government job though? So it's basically welfare and you're getting paid with money stolen from real people via 'taxes.'

No thanks.
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Originally Posted By eternalnoob⏩
Isn't that a government job though? So it's basically welfare and you're getting paid with money stolen from real people via 'taxes.'
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Originally Posted By Tanerian⏩
37k not including any potential overtime (Plus benefits)? Lower middle class income starts at 32k I thought?

Meh, the point of the thread was not USPS is the most amazing high paying job. It was that it requires absolutely no skill sets and a monkey could do most of the jobs. There are threads on here every day of people being unable to find jobs making like more than 12/hr.

Thread was meant to be a heads up for those folks.



You're not wrong. But they are currently in negotiations for a new contract, so maybe there will be a bump.
since when does 18.60 /hr equal 37k surely you mean BEFORE taxes?

bar minimum middle class is like 60k in a realistic sense but in a serious sense it's 100k DED fooking SRS.

37k is PURE poverty DED fooking SRS.

plus tons of walking and HOT as fook or COLD as FOOK rain, SNOW doesn't MATTER -30 degrees GET out there boyo SUCKS to suck BOYO

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I agree, OP. I wouldn't necessarily say it's an easy path. Like you said though if you stick your head down and do what you gotta do, you can actually get a pretty decent living (depending on where you live). The mail people in my town are actually pretty nice people. They don't seem miserable at all. And the guy who usually works the front desk when I drop off packages has such a calm demeanor.
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Its easy to feel "comfortable" in a job like that, and "feeling comfortable" at a job is dangerous. You should ALWAYS be looking for a way out to a better career. Sure you can do USPS for a few years just to pad your resume, but don't be a boomer and stay at a job like that for 20 years. You'd be doing yourself a disservice doing that when there are other jobs willing to pay you more.
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Easy lmao

The overwhelming majority of people wouldn’t last a week delivering mail, especially not some IT stemcel nerd. The first 2 years usps literally tries to break you, they make you work 6 days a week 10 hours a day, say goodbye to your social life. It’s not until you become a regular that it becomes “easier” and even then it’s a soul sucking job. There’s a reason their turnover rate is insanely high
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Originally Posted By Realclout⏩
plus tons of walking and HOT as fook or COLD as FOOK rain, SNOW doesn't MATTER -30 degrees GET out there boyo SUCKS to suck BOYO

DED fooking SRS.
Originally Posted By Swept⏩
Easy lmao

The overwhelming majority of people wouldn’t last a week delivering mail, especially not some IT stemcel nerd. The first 2 years usps literally tries to break you, they make you work 6 days a week 10 hours a day, say goodbye to your social life. It’s not until you become a regular that it becomes “easier” and even then it’s a soul sucking job. There’s a reason their turnover rate is insanely high
Stop talking about Carriers. I've repeatedly said I'm mostly talking about facility workers, package handlers, mail clerks, etc. Tons of jobs that don't require leaving the facility, and they are pretty fk'in kush.

I realize no one wants to walk around in the weather all day. Lets assume this thread isn't about people who deliver mail. It's about jobs within the mail facility.

Carriers tend to work 6 days a week because no one with seniority wants to do it.

Inside the facility, it's actually more difficult for new employees to get the overtime because it's offered to seniority first, and they all want it.


10 years at the USPS and you will almost certainly be making north of 28$/hr not including any overtime.

Again this post is not "OMGZ SO MUCH MONIES". It's about an easy avenue to middle class, that essentially requires nothing.

Ur not gonna be CEO/10k a day working at the USPS. But you can easily make 60k+ a year after putting in some time, and it's ezpz (again, not talking about mail carriers/Delivery).
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My old man delivered mail for 9 years and now 20 plus years later he’s in a cushy spot with the USPS Inspection Service. USPS is a great lifer career choice
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18.60/hr.? lmfao you can pan handle more than that
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Originally Posted By Tanerian⏩
Stop talking about Carriers. I've repeatedly said I'm mostly talking about facility workers, package handlers, mail clerks, etc. Tons of jobs that don't require leaving the facility, and they are pretty fk'in kush.

I realize no one wants to walk around in the weather all day. Lets assume this thread isn't about people who deliver mail. It's about jobs within the mail facility.

Carriers tend to work 6 days a week because no one with seniority wants to do it.

Inside the facility, it's actually more difficult for new employees to get the overtime because it's offered to seniority first, and they all want it.


10 years at the USPS and you will almost certainly be making north of 28$/hr not including any overtime.

Again this post is not "OMGZ SO MUCH MONIES". It's about an easy avenue to middle class, that essentially requires nothing.

Ur not gonna be CEO/10k a day working at the USPS. But you can easily make 60k+ a year after putting in some time, and it's ezpz (again, not talking about mail carriers/Delivery).
guaranteed you have NEVER sorted or packaged HANDLED in a warehouse by the WAY you're TALKING ded FOOKING srs the ONLY positive would be the CLERK and I doubt that would pay 18.60 compared to the PERSON hustling in the WAREHOUSE or ACTUALLY delivering mail and EVEN if it DID good LUCK slaving for 10 years just to get promoted to 25$ an hour and ROTmaxxx waiting for people to come in to have something to do and dealing with IRATE people who got their packages stolen or LOST ded FOOKING srs

UNION is good ol' boy system especially usps ded FOOKING srs.
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Originally Posted By Realclout⏩
guaranteed you have NEVER sorted or packaged HANDLED in a warehouse by the WAY you're TALKING ded FOOKING srs the ONLY positive would be the CLERK and I doubt that would pay 18.60 compared to the PERSON hustling in the WAREHOUSE or ACTUALLY delivering mail and EVEN if it DID good LUCK slaving for 10 years just to get promoted to 25$ an hour and ROTmaxxx waiting for people to come in to have something to do and dealing with IRATE people who got their packages stolen or LOST ded FOOKING srs

UNION is good ol' boy system especially usps ded FOOKING srs.
Facts, USPS facility workers get buzzed on the reg at work, bumping lines in the bathroom, keeping a hidden bottle around for late work. It’s one big party, srs.

Was in rehab with a guy that worked for USPS most of his career after the military, had some dope ass stories. Guy was pretty high up as far as the blue collars go too. Stories about just getting drunk on the reg at work and rolling home and slapping his wife around, waking up apologizing and doing it all over again. Covering for his boys constantly wrecking forklifts all drunk and chit, banging the gutter trash females that worked there. Apparently the females are absolute cum guzzlers, sucking dick for a bump and chit to get a lift during a shift lol.
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