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post 1648692393 10-10-2021, 06:08 PM
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How to relieve constipation fast? Srs

The whole day I feel like taking a chit, then i go an nothing comes out. This is horrible srs

Are there any teas, drinks, foods?
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post 1648692463 10-10-2021, 06:09 PM
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lax?
milk of magnesia?
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fist yourself?
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post 1648692523 10-10-2021, 06:09 PM
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post 1648692663 10-10-2021, 06:13 PM
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shotgun it for a good time
lmao I was like lmao


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post 1648692773 10-10-2021, 06:14 PM
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microwave a boal of oatmeal with raisins/prunes on top of it, go for a walk and do a core workout. You'll **** all over your floor.
post 1648693033 10-10-2021, 06:20 PM
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Fill your lip full of Copenhagen
post 1648694013 10-10-2021, 06:40 PM
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apples or coffee
post 1648694343 10-10-2021, 06:48 PM
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Warm prune juice
post 1648694483 10-10-2021, 06:50 PM
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Sauerkraut. Might take an hour or two but you get it all out if you don't eat it often.
post 1648694803 10-10-2021, 06:56 PM
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Fukking misc disappoints tonight


The one thread where op really should fist himself
post 1648695033 10-10-2021, 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted By IMathew⏩


shotgun it for a good time
This is the only answer, Just make sure you have the next 24-48 hours free because you're going to be on the toilet for that vast majority of that time.
post 1648695433 10-10-2021, 07:10 PM
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pruine ijuice
post 1648695773 10-10-2021, 07:16 PM
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post 1648696273 10-10-2021, 07:21 PM
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Urine therapy. Free, immediate, healthy.
post 1648696293 10-10-2021, 07:21 PM
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fast for at least 12 hours, then salt water flush that **** (2 tsp high quality salt in 4 cups of water)

chug
lay down on right side
prepare to have the most ridiculously liquified ****s you've had in your life for the next 1-2 hours
post 1648697053 10-10-2021, 07:34 PM
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Milk of magnesia.

I went three days without chitting and on the fourth day I decided to get some of that before it came a serious medical issue. It cleaned me out within an hour.
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post 1648697163 10-10-2021, 07:36 PM
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Enema, srs.
post 1648697173 10-10-2021, 07:36 PM
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3 tablespoons coconut oil
post 1648697203 10-10-2021, 07:37 PM
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Prune juice, cooked whole wheat, plus one banana.
post 1648697493 10-10-2021, 07:43 PM
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Have you tried men?
post 1648697593 10-10-2021, 07:45 PM
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Become lactose intolerant, then eat some dairy (ice cream, milk chocolate, yogurt, etc.)

Works every time.
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post 1648698023 10-10-2021, 07:54 PM
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Eat fibre.

Drink lots of water.

Drink caffeine.
post 1648698093 10-10-2021, 07:55 PM
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a tablespoon or two of epsom salt dissolved in warm water. You'll **** a sandwich you ate 10 years ago. not for the faint of heart and I would recommend you have at least 8-12 hours home where you arent busy and can rush to the can at a moments notice.
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