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post 1648754393 10-11-2021, 06:05 PM
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I was being super smug in line at the grociery store when...

I was just in line at the grociery store being all smug when i noticed a cute girl cashier at the register. I walked up in a smug manner and placed my grocieries on the conveyer belt and as i looked up i made eye contact with her. Really cute chick. So she starts ringing up my items and says "so, youre single huh?" and i look at my items like um... "yeah how did you know"? and she goes... cuz youre fuking ugly...
post 1648754473 10-11-2021, 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted By KingSWRV⏩
I was just in line at the grociery store being all smug when i noticed a cute girl cashier at the register. I walked up in a smug manner and placed my grocieries on the conveyer belt and as i looked up i made eye contact with her. Really cute chick. So she starts ringing up my items and says "so, youre single huh?" and i look at my items like um... "yeah how did you know"? and she goes... cuz youre fuking ugly...
Fuuuuuuuuuuuu - she wants that d.
post 1648754503 10-11-2021, 06:06 PM
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"I couldn't help but notice you checking me out..."
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post 1648754583 10-11-2021, 06:08 PM
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You're always smug, OP. Especially when you talk about Intel
Wort ew in th wold.
post 1648754623 10-11-2021, 06:09 PM
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Lmao
post 1648757603 10-11-2021, 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted By ClivesTriceps⏩
You're always smug, OP. Especially when you talk about Intel
Not as smug as GMiscer, but i try
post 1648758183 10-11-2021, 07:12 PM
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nice
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post 1648758413 10-11-2021, 07:16 PM
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And then Gmiscer walked up behind her, slapped her in the ass and kissed her, then said “hey babe how’s work today”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_decline
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Societal_collapse#By_absorption
post 1648759513 10-11-2021, 07:33 PM
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Tell you are a defense attorney and she should call you anytime she needs the D.
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