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post 1648858723 10-13-2021, 11:49 AM
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Best 'normal' Tinder openers

Fellas make yourselves useful and drop some well-proven openers to start a conversation. I don't want any pick-up lines because I think they are cringe & gey
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
post 1648859083 10-13-2021, 11:55 AM
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I eat ass
post 1648859093 10-13-2021, 11:55 AM
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honestly

"hey how's your day goin?"
post 1648859173 10-13-2021, 11:56 AM
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Hi. Have you ever considered exercising and eating healthy?
post 1648859253 10-13-2021, 11:58 AM
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I don't want to use any pick-up lines because I think they are cringe & gey
post 1648859303 10-13-2021, 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted By Slaydom⏩
honestly

"hey how's your day goin?"
if its meant to happen, something like this probably works best... literally just anything to start a conversation
post 1648859323 10-13-2021, 11:59 AM
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I want to spank you
Cowboys
Rockets
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post 1648859333 10-13-2021, 11:59 AM
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ayy bby u want sum fuk?
lmao I was like lmao


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post 1648859353 10-13-2021, 12:00 PM
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Me so horny
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post 1648859413 10-13-2021, 12:01 PM
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My go to opener was:

Hey Darlin
Sloots Gon Sloot.
post 1648859623 10-13-2021, 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted By Slaydom⏩
honestly

"hey how's your day goin?"
Meh, they usually respond with "good wbu?"
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
post 1648859873 10-13-2021, 12:09 PM
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“You’re just my type”

Always intrigues them
post 1648859913 10-13-2021, 12:09 PM
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i am indian and let me tell you, being indian is actually a great thing. we have beautiful people and we have ugly people. just like any race. I for 1 am a great person, have great friends, and i take care of every one that is in my life and i am glad to do it, and for that i have people that love me around me. also, indian parents are one of the best parents you can have. sometimes they can be really strict, but they will take care of you no matter what, and they will buy you what ever it is that you need. as long as your not a selfish ****head. Also, we all have great jobs, lots of money and a family that we all love and take care off.

Show me bobs and vagene?
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post 1648859953 10-13-2021, 12:10 PM
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Hey heavenly blessed beauty, you don't mind me calling you that do you? I'm going to take you to a nice Italian restaurant and I'm going to make you fall in love with me. How? Easy heavenly sent beauty. See these hands they have been waiting for you, actually longing for you. These gentle, caring hands have not cradled my balls lovingly or even stroked my throbbing member for 30 days. You heard me right heavenly, I have not pulled, gripped, squeezed, manipulated or otherwise played with myself. I have waited for you. For 4 weeks all I wanted to do is insert my thumb into my anus and furiously beat my meat until I sprayed all over my sisters panties or jack off to some of my hand drawn porn. But I waited. For a goddess like you. Take my hand and feel how the callouses have diminished yet notice how strong the grip is! So c'mon throw caution to the wind let's have some pasta, wine and discuss our favorite personal lubricants.
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post 1648859963 10-13-2021, 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted By SouthDakotaBrah⏩
if its meant to happen, something like this probably works best... literally just anything to start a conversation
"if its meant to happen" bro this ain't a disney movie I want battle tested openers with at least 50%+ success rate
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post 1648860073 10-13-2021, 12:12 PM
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post 1648860223 10-13-2021, 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted By IMathew⏩
ayy bby u want sum fuk?
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post 1648860263 10-13-2021, 12:15 PM
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I really enjoyed this girls line but it only works on October 10th.

post 1648860313 10-13-2021, 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted By freekid2002⏩
Meh, they usually respond with "good wbu?"
Yup.

U go hectic. But talking to u has brightened my day.

Then ask another question based on their profile
post 1648860323 10-13-2021, 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Hey
Hey
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post 1648860553 10-13-2021, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted By navid93⏩
“You’re just my type”

Always intrigues them
Might try
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post 1648860593 10-13-2021, 12:21 PM
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Normal ain't gonna cut it pal
post 1648861443 10-13-2021, 12:36 PM
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I usually ask "you looking for a stranger from the internet to go on a date with?". lately Ive been using this one if they have their instagram in their description "Ill follow you if you go on a date with me", always get a reply with that one.
post 1648861583 10-13-2021, 12:39 PM
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most of them give you a lame response regardless of your opener. If she's interested, she's gonna respond positively to just about anything unless you're a total tool.


I prefer bumble for this reason- they have to message first and you can judge by the effort they put into their first message whether to pursue or not.
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post 1648861603 10-13-2021, 12:40 PM
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I eat ass
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post 1648862053 10-13-2021, 12:48 PM
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If you have to ask, it is over.
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post 1648862113 10-13-2021, 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted By freekid2002⏩
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if it worked for me, it'll work for you
lmao I was like lmao


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post 1648862133 10-13-2021, 12:50 PM
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Hi, I'm OP the desperate ****get who can't pull girls irl so I resort to simping on tinder like the red cuck that I am. Please go out with me over the 10,000 other beta orbiters that you exploit to boost your ego and follow your ig, please bb! Please....
post 1648862343 10-13-2021, 12:54 PM
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Hey it me yootoob celery
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