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post 1648865463 10-13-2021, 01:46 PM
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Good/funny Halloween costume ideas for attracting sloots this year?

Arguably the best holiday of all time...where the streets bars and clubs turn into an OnlyFans subscription/IG feed. Seems like every year the girls get slootier. Not jacked anymore so I was thinking of something like this, hopefully it won't get in the way of dancing etc. What are you brahs dressing as?

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post 1648865653 10-13-2021, 01:51 PM
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post 1648865703 10-13-2021, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
He seems pretty experienced in heels
post 1648865733 10-13-2021, 01:52 PM
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I mean if the goal is to attract attention from females and you tend to have more of a HTC persuasion you could just skip all of the games and dress as a fully functional toilet the only downside would be you would probably be bombarded by women who had chipotle for lunch trying to mount and clog you with gargantuan fudge cobras and then you would have to pull your costume up over your nose and try to aggressively plunger yourself
post 1648865913 10-13-2021, 01:55 PM
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This gets the girls wet every time

post 1648866173 10-13-2021, 01:58 PM
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i'm going as a vax card this year


if I was single I would find a syringe costume and offer sloots a booster shot, nomsayin?
lmao I was like lmao


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post 1648866693 10-13-2021, 02:07 PM
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A giant cookie from the squid games, so girls can come and lick you
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post 1648868433 10-13-2021, 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
this is my second choice srs

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