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Forum ยป Which of these two options would pick?

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Thread: Which of these two options would pick?

post 1649601633 10-25-2021, 01:09 PM
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Which of these two options would pick?

OPTION A: Take a really big chit, smells really bad, but you don't have to really wipe afterwards. Nice and clean evacuation. You will not get an air freshener.

OPTION B: Take a really big chit, does not smell at all, but you have to spend a lot of time wiping your angus because it just doesn't get clean after the usual amount of wiping. Maybe a few minutes of constant wiping.EDIT:With a bidet you have to rinse your angus for a few minutes. The water is cold.
post 1649601803 10-25-2021, 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
LOL at plebs who do not have a bidet.
good point OP has been updated
post 1649602603 10-25-2021, 01:23 PM
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Option A. The smell of my own poop doesn't bother me. Also a smelly one establishes dominance if you're in a public restroom
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post 1649603023 10-25-2021, 01:28 PM
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lol easy choice playa. The smell will go away eventually: Option A.

having a messy, hard to wipe chit probably means your diet is slacking = bad for my gains
post 1649603053 10-25-2021, 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
Option A. The smell of my own poop doesn't bother me. Also a smelly one establishes dominance if you're in a public restroom
If it doesn't sound like you're slapping the water with an open palm are you even a man?

Option A, op.
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post 1649605143 10-25-2021, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
Why would A matter? Are you in someone else's house or something?

If people are over, just go to a far away bathroom that nobody will go near
Yes or a public restroom. The implication is that people will smell your chit. Or if you're not some weird fecalphile and don't like the smell of ur own chit, then you have to smell it
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