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Thread: New wife, new job, new city... Choose 1-8. Are you happy with new life?

post 1649842963 10-29-2021, 11:14 AM
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New wife, new job, new city... Choose 1-8. Are you happy with new life?

A genie grants you a wish and gives you a new wife, profession, and place to live. How happy are you with your new life?

1. Famous actor. Malibu. Wife below...
Spoiler!


2. Tire salesman. Des Moines. Wife below...
Spoiler!


3. Lawyer. Chicago. Wife below...
Spoiler!


4. Garbageman. Portland (Oregon). Wife below...
Spoiler!


5. NFL quarterback. Kansas City. Wife below...
Spoiler!


6. Tech CEO. San Francisco. Wife below...
Spoiler!


7. Engineer. Nashville. Wife below...
Spoiler!


8. Cop. Fresno. Wife below...
Spoiler!
"Buy a man eat fish, the day, teach man, to lifetime." - Joe Biden

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post 1649843463 10-29-2021, 11:22 AM
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picked 5
nice
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post 1649843733 10-29-2021, 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted By TheChadofGaming⏩
picked 5
nice
Picked 7…will just quit my job and bang wife 24/7…
post 1649843803 10-29-2021, 11:27 AM
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  1. DrugsToGetBig
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#7

ill take it
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post 1649843833 10-29-2021, 11:27 AM
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4...fuark my life.
post 1649843843 10-29-2021, 11:28 AM
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U fgt I picked garbage man thinking it would be a bait and switch and I would get the best wife
post 1649843923 10-29-2021, 11:29 AM
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AP4 got cucked on this one.

Time to rope.
The closer we approach the uncertainty of life's ending the more we wish to trade all of the things we have acquired in exchange for all of the things we have lost: wealth for youth, knowledge for fresh curiosity, resignation for hope. We'd trade our wisdom for new experiences, but it is wisdom that will teach us that at the end of the road the only new experience is death.
post 1649843953 10-29-2021, 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted By SleepWithFan89⏩
U fgt I picked garbage man thinking it would be a bait and switch and I would get the best wife
You're supposed to pick before opening the thread... that's what you get for cheating! Enjoy all the smellz.
"Buy a man eat fish, the day, teach man, to lifetime." - Joe Biden

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post 1649844273 10-29-2021, 11:36 AM
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Picked 3. Seems pretty good.
post 1649844323 10-29-2021, 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted By SleepWithFan89⏩
U fgt I picked garbage man thinking it would be a bait and switch and I would get the best wife
Portland though, would be the worst regardless.
post 1649844613 10-29-2021, 11:43 AM
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Picked 4. It's over for me
6'2"

OMAD results: 2/15/19-235, 10/13/19-190

OHP-205 Bench- 245 Squat - 405 C&J - 245

2021 Spring cut: 195lbs starting weight
post 1649845153 10-29-2021, 11:56 AM
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No one ever picks 1
post 1649845713 10-29-2021, 12:05 PM
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AP3 crew but whats up with option #2?? no asian chick gonna marry a tire salesman or live in Des Moines...
post 1649845773 10-29-2021, 12:06 PM
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Always pick 5 crew, not bad.
post 1649846433 10-29-2021, 12:16 PM
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Picked 7.

Notbad.jpg
I'm not DrewDarden

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post 1649846533 10-29-2021, 12:17 PM
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#6 ... nah man
post 1649846793 10-29-2021, 12:22 PM
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AP6 Crew

cyanide pill for dinner I guess
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post 1649846853 10-29-2021, 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted By textgod⏩
AP3 crew but whats up with option #2?? no asian chick gonna marry a tire salesman or live in Des Moines...
Mail order bride/10
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post 1649846943 10-29-2021, 12:23 PM
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Picked 6. Nobody said I have to be faithful
post 1649846953 10-29-2021, 12:23 PM
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7 crew

Not too bad.
5'10 176lbs
No hymen no diamond
post 1649904453 10-30-2021, 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted By Evolutionary1⏩
No one ever picks 1
or 8.

???
"Buy a man eat fish, the day, teach man, to lifetime." - Joe Biden

2022 New Year's Resolution: Randomly neg TheScapeGOAT for lulz.
post 1649904853 10-30-2021, 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted By MiscInformed⏩
or 8.

???
Too scared to take a chance
post 1649905273 10-30-2021, 01:32 PM
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AP3 and was happy this day.
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post 1649905413 10-30-2021, 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted By textgod⏩
AP3 crew but whats up with option #2?? no asian chick gonna marry a tire salesman or live in Des Moines...
Not accurate. Have an Asian girl that comes in with a guy that is a mechanic. She has a MBA and going to school for more chit. His car died so let him use my jumper cables. He did not know how to jump a car. She did. Strong ranken education. She texts me sometimes about pokemon.
post 1649906463 10-30-2021, 01:59 PM
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Picked 6

Would maybe even be happier with Portland. What the fuk.
post 1649906843 10-30-2021, 02:07 PM
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picked 1 any ltc members wanna trade?
post 1649906963 10-30-2021, 02:10 PM
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AP7 crew checking in.

Funny thing is I've lived in the Nashville area since 1985, so no problem there. No interest in that line of work though and I'd be terrible at it.

I already have a pretty, tall, blonde, wife, too... except mine makes a bunch of money and I don't know about that one.
Misc Lifting Crew (Team Lead)
post 1649907073 10-30-2021, 02:12 PM
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Picked 5, which was fine. But something about cop sloot, #8, looks like a great lay. Those titties and feet need nut on them.
post 1649907953 10-30-2021, 02:35 PM
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See sig.

7 isn't the best, but certainly not the worst.

Probs would be a great life (srs).
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post 1649908303 10-30-2021, 02:42 PM
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3 is basically my exactly life already lulz (except my girl hasn't yet had kids, so she doesn't have that kid belly)
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