Dumb neighbor mad at me her kids dumb

11-01-2021, 12:04 PM

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Dumb neighbor mad at me her kids dumb

Like 730 last night I ran out of candy so I shut the lights off and walked my dogs quickly. Flashforward to this morning a lady I've never seen before was knocking at my door telling me I was disgusting for giving her kid a bag of dog poop.

I must have missed my garbage can after the walk last night and the poop bag landed on my porch then the kid came and took it.

I did the Canadian thing and said sorry but then she wouldn't shut up so I called her dumb and she told me her husband would be back later lmao

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11-01-2021, 12:06 PM

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lol OP's about to get bent over from neighbor ladies ex-con 250lb jacked husband roid raging about bag of dog chit his kid ate cause of you OP

11-01-2021, 12:06 PM

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Lol, but no srs tag? I truly hope this is a true story because it is awesome.

11-01-2021, 12:07 PM

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fkn lol

10/10 story srs

imagine opening a bag of candy with that childlike excitement and whimsy and seeing a pile of filthy dog diarrhea instead.

*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
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11-01-2021, 12:09 PM

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woodnt the kid smell/feel the poop? must be retarded

11-01-2021, 12:15 PM

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Kid probably thought it was a Tootsie Roll and took a bite.

11-01-2021, 12:18 PM

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Dead phucking srs. Even blew out my pumpkin candle so no one got the wrong idea.

Originally Posted By SettingOff⏩

woodnt the kid smell/feel the poop? must be retarded

You would think. My one dogs poops are kinda dense but definitely should have smelt it.

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11-01-2021, 12:21 PM

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11-01-2021, 12:21 PM

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Kids actually trick or treated where you live? I didn’t see a single kid out. Not even one.

11-01-2021, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted By BRANDERSS⏩

Dead phucking srs. Even blew out my pumpkin candle so no one got the wrong idea.

You would think. My one dogs poops are kinda dense but definitely should have smelt it.

you made a pumpkin for yourself?

See now that’s freaking awesome

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11-01-2021, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted By snailsrus⏩

you made a pumpkin for yourself?

See now that’s freaking awesome

Was a cheeky little pumpkin ended up winning a 25$ gift card from my neighborhoods ******** group for cutest pumpkin

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11-01-2021, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted By BRANDERSS⏩

Was a cheeky little pumpkin ended up winning a 25$ gift card from my neighborhoods ******** group for cutest pumpkin

cheeky pumpkin brah

what would make it more cheeky is a pic of a poverty ghost

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11-01-2021, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted By BRANDERSS⏩

Was a cheeky little pumpkin ended up winning a 25$ gift card from my neighborhoods ******** group for cutest pumpkin

lol repped you cheeky fuk

*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*

11-01-2021, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted By BRANDERSS⏩

Was a cheeky little pumpkin ended up winning a 25$ gift card from my neighborhoods ******** group for cutest pumpkin

omg so stealing this idea for next year! I love it 😻

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11-01-2021, 04:21 PM

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qt3.14/10 pumpkin

11-01-2021, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted By snailsrus⏩

omg so stealing this idea for next year! I love it ��

Hehe ty

Here's the finer details I put in there.

Little pumpkin table carved from the window and little pumpkin stools too

The picture on the wall is a Polaroid of this

And one of my pooper with it

I should toss it now

Husband still a no show. She probably wasn't even married lmao

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11-01-2021, 06:40 PM

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lol that's funny. the kid knew which house gave him the dog chit, too haha.

I'm curious how the bag of dog chit was marked to make him think it was something to take. "Oh hey here's a bag of something right here...."

11-01-2021, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩

lol that's funny. the kid knew which house gave him the dog chit, too haha.

I'm curious how the bag of dog chit was marked to make him think it was something to take. "Oh hey here's a bag of something right here...."

They're just green bags with dark green drawings on them of a dog. Kids are stupid.

No husband ever showed up.

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11-02-2021, 12:27 AM

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She probably doesn't even have a kid...took the bag for herself.

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11-02-2021, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted By BRANDERSS⏩

They're just green bags with dark green drawings on them of a dog. Kids are stupid.

No husband ever showed up.

Fuk…wouldve been legendary af

I wouldve been recording the convo with the wife lol sounds funny af

11-02-2021, 12:55 AM

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If this story is true and I was the husband I would have told my wife and child they are both idiots.

Not a chance in hell a) my wife goes to a dark porch (that’s a waste of valuable candy collecting time) b) if my hypothetical child picks up dog **** my wife better make him leave it c) if they fail to do either then I’m “going out for a pack of smokes” and never returning because my family is full of idiots

11-02-2021, 02:49 AM

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Lmfao @ this thread. Kid must be dumb AF.

And 10/10 job on the pumpkin brah

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11-02-2021, 03:10 AM

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LMAO that pumpkin is the best

mirin' creativity hehe

Can I use one of your little pumpkins as a display pic broski?

Pumpkin courtesy of BRANDERSS (https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=180764903);
addendum courtesy of buttInspector (https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=183054703).

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