I know reddit is a cess pool of a site but the Crippling Alcoholism section makes the miscers on here who feel bad about their drinking seem like complete pussies. What I find funny is that the females who post on there are a complete sh*t show and drunk all the time, yet always have a boyfriend that they'll mention in their story.


This post has them talking about their DUI's.

https://www.reddit.com/r/cripplingal..._on_probation/

"Last February i got a dui. I was delivering sandwiches for 11 hours a day bored out of my mind, drinking vodka on my break and a beer hidden in a mcdonalds cup during my shift. As the sun was setting, i looked down at my GPS for a quick second and before I knew it, my air bag was in my face. I hit a lady head on at 40 mph, obviously totaled both cars. Other driver wasnt hurt. Lady was nice and i was in shock and super apologetic. She ended up pulling an unharmed baby from her back seat and i lost it. Bawled my eyes out for being such a selfish idiot and risking the lives of others. Cops claimed to smell alcohol on me and i blew a BAC .14. Cuffed me in sent me to a cell. I have never been a troublemaker or been arrested. Never thought it would happen to me. I used my phone calls to call my dad asking him to bail me out . Luckily i only spent 5 hours waiting in the holding cell. Went to lay down and realized I couldn’t lay on my right side. Turns out i cracked a rib during the crash. I lawyered up and have had 3 different court appearances, my lawyer kept postponing my sentencing. October 18th on my birthday i was finally sentenced to 40 hours of community service and unsupervised probation for a year. Also need an interlock on my car. 2022 is going to be an interesting year. Safe to say I’m never drinking and driving again. Chairs."

thats it it? weak

i know people who get drunk and get into fights or caught with drugs/stealing and go do 5-10 months regularly just lol at 1 dui

Man, if you want to feel better about yourself. Holy crap that sub is full of complete train wrecks.

Just read one where a poster said they drink 15-24 White Claws a DAY. Like who can even afford that?

Alcohol should be illegal. Either that or legalize all drugs. Alcohol is a horrible devastating substance.

That was probably Ratfish who posted that. They might be cheaper in Portland.

"Alcohol is terrible, let's make more things legal which are equally/more terrible!"

??

lol i went here for motivation to not drink during sober october. Searching Tik Tok hashtag #drunk is also good motivation to not drink.

Almost injures or kills a fookin baby while under the influence and get's community service?

I already know if someone hits me with my child in the car I'm getting out and pummeling the chit out of them myself.

I’d get sick from water bloat before anything if I did that.

I have a horrible alcohol habit ever since lockdown and working from home for the last year or so (dead fkn srs) trying to break the habit

I thought I was bad having three craft beers a night. Finally said I needed to stop and haven't had an issue. These people are next level, my body would be a wreck if I drank that much.

when you think miscers are degens you should check out 4chan and reddit