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Thread: Ask a brah who just jizzed on the ground of his hotel room anything

post 1650236493 11-05-2021, 03:07 AM
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Ask a brah who just jizzed on the ground of his hotel room anything

Proof




Edit:

Also need suggestions on what to jizz on next
post 1650236553 11-05-2021, 03:11 AM
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Nice boyo. Iv done the same

Its oddly satisfying
post 1650236563 11-05-2021, 03:11 AM
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Originally Posted By QuickShotSteve⏩
weak load
Nah it's just far apart. I've had girls tell me I jizz more than any other dude they've been with srs
post 1650236593 11-05-2021, 03:13 AM
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post 1650236603 11-05-2021, 03:13 AM
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Originally Posted By ForeverFappin⏩
Nice boyo. Iv done the same

Its oddly satisfying
My dawg.

The big question now is where should I drop my next load?

I'm thinking the tv? Maybe the lamp? Reps for suggestions
post 1650236613 11-05-2021, 03:14 AM
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poverty load.
post 1650236633 11-05-2021, 03:17 AM
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Originally Posted By nielk⏩
poverty load.
Your mom disagrees
post 1650236713 11-05-2021, 03:29 AM
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Originally Posted By BorderPatrol505⏩
My dawg.

The big question now is where should I drop my next load?

I'm thinking the tv? Maybe the lamp? Reps for suggestions
Print out a picture of your avi
Damn
post 1650236723 11-05-2021, 03:30 AM
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Originally Posted By BorderPatrol505⏩
My dawg.

The big question now is where should I drop my next load?

I'm thinking the tv? Maybe the lamp? Reps for suggestions
TV or AC remote
post 1650236753 11-05-2021, 03:30 AM
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Do it somewhere the poor maid will find a few days after your gone, like under the fridge.
post 1650236773 11-05-2021, 03:32 AM
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Is that all you got? Jfl
1096 ng/dl
post 1650236813 11-05-2021, 03:34 AM
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Lmfao, you call that a load? More like a "little", chief. I hope this is like the 9th time you've came today, otherwise that is probably the weakest little in the history of weak littles.
post 1650236853 11-05-2021, 03:37 AM
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Originally Posted By ForeverFappin⏩
TV or AC remote
If anyone would know OP, it would be this man right here.

I imagine he would even be considered The World Expert (TWE) in some academic circles, given the amount of time he devotes to the subject field.
Pumpkin courtesy of BRANDERSS (https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=180764903);
addendum courtesy of buttInspector (https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=183054703).

P.S. Jandels needs a new sig m8s (Byzantine75 is a cheeky little bugger. srs.)
post 1650237523 11-05-2021, 04:28 AM
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