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post 1650356803 11-07-2021, 06:35 AM
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  1. Bushmaster
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  1. Bushmaster
  2. Masculine Toxicity
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The Miscellaneous Bros of Bodybuilding dot com

Ran across this and it's too funny not to share. You guise are famous!

"There are sexists, racists, xenophobes, and homophobes. There is the sense of being in a parochial, patriarchal madhouse where decorum has gone to die.

What emerges, when you spend enough time on the Misc., is a ghoulish portrait of a place that embodies the white, male id currently at the helm of S.S. America. The Misc. is a stone-faced Uncle Sam with Popeye’s forearms and a cocked pistol in each hand. It’s a screeching bald eagle with a foreign Bad Thing in its talons. It’s everything that defines America’s bro culture, magnified and weaponized. But it’s deeper than that...."

"The Misc. applies this dog-eat-dog frame of mind to every topic. Everything is a masculinity- or dick-measuring contest. Including, of course, the actual dick-measuring contests, because Miscers are nothing if not cripplingly aware of their own inadequate manhood..."


https://www.theawl.com/2018/01/the-m...ybuilding-com/

And for teh lulz, here is your author lol...


https://www.kierandahl.com/
It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.
post 1650357093 11-07-2021, 06:45 AM
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  1. proudmanlet
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  1. proudmanlet
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hehe ty men
post 1650357123 11-07-2021, 06:46 AM
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  1. SoutheastBeast1
  1. SoutheastBeast1
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Fully expected this to be coming from a girl who was pumped and dumped by a guy who lifts


Turn out it was just written by a real life phggot
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
-SoutheastBeast1
post 1650357363 11-07-2021, 06:54 AM
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  1. rectifryer
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  1. rectifryer
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I take it as satire and assume Kieran (the author) posts here.
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post 1650357393 11-07-2021, 06:55 AM
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  1. BeanGainClovis
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  1. BeanGainClovis
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lmao what a troll piece, this forum has both men and women of all races, and it's very international as opposed to being only American

We just aren't all sensitive liberal puzzies, and if you really want, you can find plenty photographic examples of "manhood" and "womanhood"

The author is a hypocrite projecting their own insecurities, acting as if their chit does not stink and they don't have normal, dirty thoughts about the opposite sex

Maybe "bro culture" is just men actually behaving like men and not self-censored, politically correct manchildren

I don't have any sort of "phobic" hate complex, I don't hate anyone, and I grew up around actual klan members and neo-nazis so it's not like I haven't seen someone be racist

White libs act like they are helping the world with their social attitudes, but they would rather get jerked off by an echo chamber than have a man-to-man conversation with someone who thinks differently than them

It's because they don't actually care, they only care about the appearance of caring, the appearance of being a good person.

The issues they talk about are not actually affecting their lives, and they can always just set their screen down and enjoy their bubble in comfort.
Beans. Cleans. Gasoline.
post 1650357443 11-07-2021, 06:58 AM
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  1. TomWanks
  2. vocaroo.com/18BduFIdv7YR
  1. TomWanks
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LOL that literal ****got was so rustled by the exalted miscthat he had to write 1500 words about it to cope.

TBH tho, that's probably one of the reasons they made this place private because bb.com doesn't want the misc's resistance to clown world's degeneracy phucking with their bottom line.
post 1650357533 11-07-2021, 07:00 AM
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  1. Polaris
  1. Polaris
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It's pretty lulzy, and the soyboy is actually a pretty good writer.
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