I sent this copypasta to my crush. now waiting

11-10-2021, 09:59 AM

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I sent this copypasta to my crush. now waiting

I love everything about you. I love that your last pic takes me completely out of my head. I am crazy about you. All of you. I like it when you’re strong, and I like it when you’re vulnerable. Everything. The only thing I don’t like is not being with you. All of this is just straight from my heart. I love everything about you.

11-10-2021, 10:00 AM

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umm i have a boyfriend..

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11-10-2021, 10:01 AM

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11-10-2021, 10:02 AM

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11-10-2021, 10:03 AM

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11-10-2021, 10:04 AM

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Send this next

You know what I want? I want to get a little drunk with you tonight. Not falling down. Just a little drunk. I want to talk to you and plan with you. Listen and laugh...I basically WANT TO BE WITH YOU!!! Then I want to fall asleep with you and wake up tomorrow and read the paper with you have have coffee with you."

11-10-2021, 10:06 AM

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"I wanna tongue punch your fart box so bad"

Works every time.

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11-10-2021, 10:08 AM

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bruh just fap already. You're not thinking straight.

11-10-2021, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩

Send this next

You know what I want? I want to get a little drunk with you tonight. Not falling down. Just a little drunk. I want to talk to you and plan with you. Listen and laugh...I basically WANT TO BE WITH YOU!!! Then I want to fall asleep with you and wake up tomorrow and read the paper with you have have coffee with you."

I might try that next, if I have to doubletext I will dammit

Originally Posted By truesteez⏩

bruh just fap already. You're not thinking straight.

You can't fight chemistry!

11-10-2021, 10:11 AM

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You *******s don't know chitting your pants like me here we go....
be in third grade at a school assembly
have to chit real bad, feeling ill and feverish
we all get seated on the gym floor
holy f**k Hugo the Hornet is here! (Charlotte Hornets' NBA team mascot back when they were the Charlotte Hornets)
still have to chit so bad that I'm having cold sweats
wearing gymshorts, no underwear (I had a phase in elementary school where I just didn't wear any, felt good man)
Hugo the Hornet starts picking up kids and flipping them over in his hands and setting back down
starting to feel dizzy from holding in my chit
see him walking my way
he's coming RIGHT FOR ME
he picks me up and begins to flip me over
he's squeezing my gut
as I'm upside down, diarrhea begins to fly out of my ass and out the leg of my shorts, arcing through the air gracefully
start screaming
gets all over Hugo and sprays all over the kids sitting in front of me,hear it plop on the gym floor as well
it also gets all over my face and in my mouth because I was screaming
Hugo then drops me on my f***ing head, into a pile of my own chit, hear him loudly say "WHAT THE F**K!!"
Hugo takes off his head and reveals himself as a black man. He pukes on the floor.
the music has stopped, the room is dead silent
assume the fetal position
covered in my own chit and can't stop farting/chitting as I lay there
start crying
pass out
wake up with someone carrying me out of the gym, holding me at a distance
the tiny breathable holes in my gymshorts work like a chit colander, leaking chit water everywhere, leaving the hard bits in my shorts
pass out again

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11-10-2021, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted By Rajc⏩

why did you delete your last jester thread OP? i already bullied you there jfl

I just want to be with her boyo

11-10-2021, 10:18 AM

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11-10-2021, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩

umm i have a boyfriend..

Perfect, let's reschedule.

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11-10-2021, 10:35 AM

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Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

11-10-2021, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩

Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

Love heals all

11-10-2021, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted By KathleenRyan⏩

"I wanna tongue punch your fart box so bad"

Works every time.

Legit loled at work

11-10-2021, 11:04 AM

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I'm sure her and Chad will get a good laugh out of it as he bottoms her angus out

11-10-2021, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted By anonkunbrah⏩

I'm sure her and Chad will get a good laugh out of it as he bottoms her angus out

You're probably right

Time to rope OP

11-10-2021, 11:11 AM

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I am just so hard to make love for this girl. She is screaming and screaming, I have done many sexual intercourse with her. She is "please have sex with me", then I replied: "Yes, I really intend you to be such a great lady", she is like "thank you." It's too good, it's too hot, we all like to make love in all places. In the end, I was all "hey, I want to finish sex now," she said. "Yes, if you use this towel, you will work so hard." I said "yes", I just worked hard. It is too hot.

11-10-2021, 11:16 AM

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New phone who dis?

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11-10-2021, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted By Rajc⏩

why did you delete your last jester thread OP? i already bullied you there jfl

edit:
had the vocaroo open on another tab hehe

#bringbullyingback

Lol dudes european accent cracks me up

11-10-2021, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted By blueberryboy⏩

Lol dudes european accent cracks me up

I listened to this in my office like 4 times and was actually laughing out loud

so good

"God took out your backbone"

"you geeks"

11-10-2021, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted By Rajc⏩

why did you delete your last jester thread OP? i already bullied you there jfl

edit:
had the vocaroo open on another tab hehe

#bringbullyingback

Fukking ded at the backbone comment lmaoooo

11-10-2021, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted By Sophus⏩

I love everything about you. I love that your last pic takes me completely out of my head. I am crazy about you. All of you. I like it when you’re strong, and I like it when you’re vulnerable. Everything. The only thing I don’t like is not being with you. All of this is just straight from my heart. I love everything about you.

You need to finish it with "I Love You Alive Girl"

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11-10-2021, 02:41 PM

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you sent that to another miscer...i was hoping this would be a good thread

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