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post 1650652273 11-11-2021, 06:47 PM
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Lol @ this bumble message (PIC)

💷 ☆☆☆ - υк cяєω - ☆☆☆ 💷
post 1650652393 11-11-2021, 06:49 PM
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"Do I have to be friends with your husband, too?"
post 1650652443 11-11-2021, 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
"Do I have to be friends with your husband, too?"
Strong first post
post 1650652473 11-11-2021, 06:50 PM
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"what a coincidence, I have a wife too!" Lol
post 1650652553 11-11-2021, 06:52 PM
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LOL! I wonder if her cuck husband gets other dates as much as she does.
post 1650652563 11-11-2021, 06:52 PM
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there' are so many of these cuckold couples now.

the man is always white.
post 1650652693 11-11-2021, 06:54 PM
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OP, you should just send the hippo gif to Filipino girl out of the blue
mo e
post 1650653203 11-11-2021, 07:03 PM
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Translation: "I am looking for strange cawk and want to have plausible deniability".

Basically OP if you have any game you're in no problem with no strings attached, which is great.

The post about being friends with the husband is spot on.
post 1650653373 11-11-2021, 07:06 PM
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Ask her if her husband is a beast chicken
post 1650653493 11-11-2021, 07:08 PM
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Don't see the problem? I already told you all this is inevitable, may as well have fun
PUREBLOOD CREW
post 1650653643 11-11-2021, 07:12 PM
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First time OP?

I've had girls with BF's/husbands hit me up wanting to smash while he watched. Never did it, dont know how I'd feel about myself if I were able to get up while another man is staring at my junk.
Live & Direct from rural Iowa- GBR
post 1650653943 11-11-2021, 07:20 PM
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Bish would've been much more upfront if it was in her profile
post 1650653953 11-11-2021, 07:21 PM
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"Pics of husband's cock?"
See BrianDaMans sig.

Rep SoapKing on sight crew.
Semi tradie crew
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post 1650654113 11-11-2021, 07:26 PM
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"can I bring my girlfriend? Without your (cuck) husband watching, of course"
"You think this is a f**king game?"
post 1650655333 11-11-2021, 07:55 PM
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Date her husband to show dominance.
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post 1650655693 11-11-2021, 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted By unamogger⏩
Ask her if her husband is a beast chicken
Repped
Beethoven's 9th

Member since 2010 crew
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post 1650656463 11-11-2021, 08:16 PM
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In for brentmeister, don’t let us down brotha
post 1650657973 11-11-2021, 08:47 PM
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when will it be mine turn to be used as sex toy?
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post 1650658023 11-11-2021, 08:50 PM
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Cuck him, OP.
Wort ew in th wold.
post 1650658943 11-11-2021, 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted By TheBrentmeister⏩
Full body pics of Sloot?
post 1650659373 11-11-2021, 09:22 PM
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Respect to her for being upfront, but then no respect for being a disgusting sloot.
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There are glowies on the misc now. Don't fall for the bait.
post 1650659553 11-11-2021, 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted By cavillac⏩
First time OP?

I've had girls with BF's/husbands hit me up wanting to smash while he watched. Never did it, dont know how I'd feel about myself if I were able to get up while another man is staring at my junk.
It's a bit weird. Definitely use cialis if you're worried about stage fright.
post 1650659583 11-11-2021, 09:26 PM
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U done crying OP?
post 1650660123 11-11-2021, 09:45 PM
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Absolutely Haram
HTC
Proud Dad crew
6'4" height of the gods
post 1650660233 11-11-2021, 09:48 PM
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Had sex with a girl with almost same exact opening message. Proceed OP
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post 1650660403 11-11-2021, 09:56 PM
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Her excessively pleasant demeanor is suspect and likely a blazing red flag that when combined with the high arching eyebrows is likely indicative of a catfishing scheme in which she arrives at your abode only to hustle off to your bathroom and after a half hour you would go to check on her only to find that she had farted out several links of keister sausage and arranged them as a stinky stonehenge in the middle of your vanity
post 1650660953 11-11-2021, 10:21 PM
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Lmao. I’ll never understand this chit.


When I was in school there was this chick in one of my classes that didn’t really talk to anybody and one day I get an email from her saying she’d like to talk and gave me her cell.

I thought she was suicidal or something so I hit her up in case she needed to talk, she then hits me with this open marriage spiel and how she wants to no strings attach bang.

I think she’s just trying to get some on the side and is lying so I told her to fuk off.

Fast forward a few months and some little manlet walks up to me and is like “Are you CK4288”?

I’ll tell him yeah and he introduces himself as her husband and starts openly telling me how turning her down was a big mistake, and how I should’ve said yes.


What a time to be alive.
post 1650661283 11-11-2021, 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Ck4288⏩
Fast forward a few months and some little manlet walks up to me and is like “Are you CK4288”?

I’ll tell him yeah and he introduces himself as her husband and starts openly telling me how turning her down was a big mistake, and how I should’ve said yes.


What a time to be alive.
HAHAHA! I lol'd at my computer. Some guy trying to chide you for not fukcing his wife. You can't make this **** up.
post 1650661943 11-11-2021, 10:51 PM
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Why are these poly sloots always fat, ugly libs? Tell her to go give herpes to someone else then jump off a cliff.
Still Cuckin On Four Fours, Wrapped In Four Voes
post 1650662183 11-11-2021, 11:00 PM
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In on Brentmeister thread
Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
"Do I have to be friends with your husband, too?"
Lmao
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