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» First day in 20+ years I haven’t bust a nut
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post 1651025643 11-18-2021, 03:51 AM
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First day in 20+ years I haven’t bust a nut

Time to start stockpiling pureblood jizz
Will be worth it’s weight in gold soon
Plant the trees in whose shade your grandchildren will play
post 1651025673 11-18-2021, 03:53 AM
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We talk about it again after your fap tomorrow
Veni Vidi Vici MMXI
post 1651025723 11-18-2021, 03:54 AM
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Originally Posted By SteinerSteve
We talk about it again after your fap tomorrow
High test crew problems
Still get random boners even if pop one off
Plant the trees in whose shade your grandchildren will play
post 1651025733 11-18-2021, 03:55 AM
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Can't remember the last time I fapped dead srs. I think once in the past six months. I'd rather get blown daily and smash.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1651025803 11-18-2021, 03:58 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin
Can't remember the last time I fapped dead srs. I think once in the past six months. I'd rather get blown daily and smash.
Sometimes it’s just easier and quicker to smack the salami then get a bj or clap cheeks
Plant the trees in whose shade your grandchildren will play
post 1651025883 11-18-2021, 04:00 AM
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Originally Posted By moosik85
Sometimes it’s just easier and quicker to smack the salami then get a bj or clap cheeks
Absolutely not.

wake up, stretch, feel mouth on erect cawk, bust nut within 4 min.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1651025953 11-18-2021, 04:04 AM
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implying women would buy your genes
post 1651026193 11-18-2021, 04:18 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin
Absolutely not.

wake up, stretch,feel mouth on erect cawk, bust nut within 4 min.
Lmao why did I read that in a Spartacus voice
Plant the trees in whose shade your grandchildren will play
post 1651026323 11-18-2021, 04:27 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin
Absolutely not.

wake up, stretch, feel mouth on erect cawk, bust nut within 4 min.
What’s his name?
*Deadlifts pants after taking a chit crew*
*Typos can go fucl themselves crew*
*Nice miscer crew*
*Loves reps, hates negs crew*
*Faps before workout crew*
*12+ hours of sleep crew*
*Faps during workout crew*
*Hates onions crew*
*Faps after workout crew*
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