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many brahs lament the fact that their women lose attraction to them over time. i've decided to put together a helpful cheat-sheet to avoid succumbing to the all too familiar fate of your chick losing interest after the honey-moon phase is over




1.)defer to them
when they ask you what you want to do for dinner, what activity you want to do on the weekend, etc., always make sure to reply with something along the lines of "what do you feel like?" or "i don't care" or, "whatever you want".
this signals to them that you really value them, and want to cater to their every need. do NOT be pushy


2.)stop hanging out with your friends
nothing screams "man-child" like a guy who's hanging out with the boys all the time. if you're serious about your girl, you need to be with her during most (if not all) of your free time. try and limit hangouts / nights with the boys to once every other month, or it'll be plain to see that you aren't ready for a real relationship

3.)do not put a lot of time into the gym, eating correctly, etc.
you may have been on a strict keto diet, and hitting the gym 5-6 days a week when you both first met, but if you think she is going to want to hang out with some roid-rage gym rat, think again pal. if you are in the gym all the time, that's less time you're able to devote to the relationship. along the same lines, it's better to take on the eating patterns of the female as well. so enjoy the cookies, cupcakes, pasta, and french fries with your chick. she's your world, after all

4.)make her the center of your universe
constantly remind her that she is the most important thing to you in your life. never let a career, goals, hobbies, or other pursuits get in the way of what is really the singular purpose of your life -- to make her happy



hope this helps boyos... anyone else care to chip on on some advice? (ded fkn Srs)

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whats up boyos



many brahs lament the fact that their women lose attraction to them over time. i've decided to put together a helpful cheat-sheet to avoid succumbing to the all too familiar fate of your chick losing interest after the honey-moon phase is over




1.)defer to them
when they ask you what you want to do for dinner, what activity you want to do on the weekend, etc., always make sure to reply with something along the lines of "what do you feel like?" or "i don't care" or, "whatever you want".
this signals to them that you really value them, and want to cater to their every need. do NOT be pushy


2.)stop hanging out with your friends
nothing screams "man-child" like a guy who's hanging out with the boys all the time. if you're serious about your girl, you need to be with her during most (if not all) of your free time. try and limit hangouts / nights with the boys to once every other month, or it'll be plain to see that you aren't ready for a real relationship

3.)do not put a lot of time into the gym, eating correctly, etc.
you may have been on a strict keto diet, and hitting the gym 5-6 days a week when you both first met, but if you think she is going to want to hang out with some roid-rage gym rat, think again pal. if you are in the gym all the time, that's less time you're able to devote to the relationship. along the same lines, it's better to take on the eating patterns of the female as well. so enjoy the cookies, cupcakes, pasta, and french fries with your chick. she's your world, after all

4.)make her the center of your universe
constantly remind her that she is the most important thing to you in your life. never let a career, goals, hobbies, or other pursuits get in the way of what is really the singular purpose of your life -- to make her happy



hope this helps boyos... anyone else care to chip on on some advice? (ded fkn Srs)

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