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Thread: You step outside to check the grill and see this. Wot do?

post 1651372833 11-23-2021, 03:39 PM
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You step outside to check the grill and see this. Wot do?

"Buy a man eat fish, the day, teach man, to lifetime." - Joe Biden

2022 New Year's Resolution: Randomly neg TheScapeGOAT for lulz.
post 1651373083 11-23-2021, 03:43 PM
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Tell her to step back so her plastic teds don't melt.
"Bones heal, pain is temporary, and chicks dig scars" - Evel Knievel
post 1651373153 11-23-2021, 03:44 PM
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ask her where in the cawksuk my carbs are and why she INSISTS on just doing 'it' (aka: every dude's cawk) when I explicitly told her to cool it in that department.
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post 1651373353 11-23-2021, 03:46 PM
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Wasting grill space on asparagus rustles me.
"Buy a man eat fish, the day, teach man, to lifetime." - Joe Biden

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post 1651373423 11-23-2021, 03:47 PM
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Tell her she needs to turn the grill on in order to use it
post 1651373463 11-23-2021, 03:48 PM
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Tell her to quit playing with the food and actually turn on the grill or if it's on to let the grill heat up next time.. it might be propane but still.. also would never happen gas grills are for plebs
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post 1651373903 11-23-2021, 03:53 PM
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Go grab a seat at the pool with a beer and wait for my steak to be made ready.
post 1651374133 11-23-2021, 03:55 PM
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Give her some sausage
post 1651374413 11-23-2021, 03:58 PM
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Kick that 5/10 sloot and her poverty grill out immediately.

Cooking outside on anything other than charcoal or an open fire = fuk off.
post 1651376323 11-23-2021, 04:29 PM
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I would freak out as there is no way a sexy blonde girl would randomly be in my garden, unless I had rented her for a few hours.

I would think she was a hallucination or a specter. I would go berserk and start screaming so hard I blanked out.
Cook the man some eggs!
post 1651378493 11-23-2021, 05:06 PM
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Not a great deal missing from that picture tbh
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