Showing my 76 year old mom "Launch Mode" in a 860HP Lambo and got pulled over VID

11-28-2021, 06:11 PM

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Showing my 76 year old mom "Launch Mode" in a 860HP Lambo and got pulled over VID

My mom is visiting for the Holidays. Tonight is her last night so I wanted to take her for a drive. She is awesome and I love her. She is overly cautious and wont let anyone drive her in a car but me. Not my siblings...etc.

Took her out for a quick spin and launched the car. Then we see lights. I dont swear in front of my mom. I said "oh shoot" and she followed with "ohsh!t! Too funny.

Cop was super cool and let me off since he did not get radar on me and actually told me burning rubber was not illegal

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11-28-2021, 06:13 PM

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LOL awesome.

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11-28-2021, 06:18 PM

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11-28-2021, 06:20 PM

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11-28-2021, 06:20 PM

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"burning rubber was not illegal "

Illegal in Cuckifornia actually. They call it "exhibition of speed". Can also slap you with reckless driving if they feel like it.

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11-28-2021, 06:21 PM

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Lmao ,officer I never do that

OP, do you think mom will ever get in the car again ? She looked less than impressed lol

Back with my Fam

11-28-2021, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted By BulkingIsHard⏩

"burning rubber was not illegal "

Illegal in Cuckifornia actually. They call it "exhibition of speed". Can also slap you with reckless driving if they feel like it.

In MA you don't even need to break traction. Launch control in a car that hooks still qualifies as "exhibition of speed".

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11-28-2021, 06:22 PM

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I need to move there lol

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11-28-2021, 06:22 PM

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Justin, please.

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11-28-2021, 06:23 PM

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Hope she had some thick underpants on or perhaps a solid set of depends because if not judging by the look on her face she may have gone into launch mode herself and let me tell you there may be nothing less enjoyable on this planet than scrubbing bits of your mom’s inadvertent fudge cobra out of your interior with an old toothbrush

11-28-2021, 06:25 PM

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fkn LMAO

have any more pics/vids of your nice, tight sexy mom?

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11-28-2021, 06:29 PM

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Omg I love your mom LMAO!!

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11-28-2021, 06:32 PM

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next time get the video with her in a skimpy bikini, and make sure to hit some potholes

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11-28-2021, 06:43 PM

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Justin pls.

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11-28-2021, 06:46 PM

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cop was cool af. mirin

11-28-2021, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted By WHYCANTILIFT⏩

cop was cool af. mirin

Around 90% of cops are car guys. If you aren't hurting anyone they usually just tell you to knock it off.

We have several cops in our car club.

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11-28-2021, 06:52 PM

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bit worried that everyone involved were maskless. Hopefully everyone at least got their boosters recently.

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11-28-2021, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted By Thunderpants⏩

Hope she had some thick underpants on or perhaps a solid set of depends because if not judging by the look on her face she may have gone into launch mode herself and let me tell you there may be nothing less enjoyable on this planet than scrubbing bits of your mom’s inadvertent fudge cobra out of your interior with an old toothbrush

Lol never change brah

11-28-2021, 07:13 PM

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Too cool.

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11-28-2021, 07:16 PM

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OP are you a lambo dealer?

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11-28-2021, 07:19 PM

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Pics of mom in her prime?

watchout your comments boyo ↓

11-28-2021, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩

Lmao ,officer I never do that

OP, do you think mom will ever get in the car again ? She looked less than impressed lol

Ha... my mom is funny. She trusts me with about anything. As scared as she looked, she knew I would not put her in harm. She wants me to take her to the race track next time. She said she just 'worries about everyone else'. Then I showed her how quick the car can stop. She has never been in a car that can do what this can. It was a ton of fun and after she found out I had video, she wanted to send it to all her friends

Originally Posted By WHYCANTILIFT⏩

cop was cool af. mirin

Originally Posted By nosirrahx⏩

Around 90% of cops are car guys. If you aren't hurting anyone they usually just tell you to knock it off.

We have several cops in our car club.

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Repped everyone I could. The best part is you can see I am actually smiling when we got pulled over. I knew the camera was on and it would have been worth it to get the ticket just for the story. Super happy I did not, but even if I had, life is good. Enjoy it!

Yep, cop was SUPER cool. I did not have my license with me either. I only live about 1/2 mile from where I was and just explained my mom was visiting and I wanted to take her for a ride.

I got pulled over in the mountains 2 weeks ago 80+ in a 35 by a park ranger. He let us go also. Then he came to where everyone of the group parked and checked out all the cars. We took pics of him with his phone because his kid loves exotics.

When I get pulled over, both hands on the wheel. Yes sir. I am sorry sir and I am as respectful as can be.

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11-28-2021, 08:10 PM

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11-28-2021, 08:19 PM

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11-28-2021, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted By nosirrahx⏩

In MA you don't even need to break traction. Launch control in a car that hooks still qualifies as "exhibition of speed".

In my state the ticket is "depositing unnecessary debris on the roadway."

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11-28-2021, 08:36 PM

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Nice vid! I've done similar w/my mom & grandma years ago, though not quite with 800HP.

Originally Posted By nosirrahx⏩

In MA you don't even need to break traction. Launch control in a car that hooks still qualifies as "exhibition of speed".

In MA they trump up bull**** if theyfeel you were driving in a spirited manner even under 40mph, neverminnd leaving rubber. So glad I don't have to put up w/basically being hunted daily for having a loud car that looks like it's going to be trouble.