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» You're with your girlfriend in the club and this guy comes up and slaps her ass
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post 1651715293 11-29-2021, 09:24 PM
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You're with your girlfriend in the club and this guy comes up and slaps her ass



wut do?
post 1651715383 11-29-2021, 09:25 PM
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I like how you think muscle = can fight lol

Gimme someone that has actually hit pads and sparred any day over some juice head
Uncontrollable behavior with some psychopathic tendencies
post 1651715693 11-29-2021, 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Critter5592
I like how you think muscle = can fight lol

Gimme someone that has actually hit pads and sparred any day over some juice head
He’d beat me up
post 1651715963 11-29-2021, 09:39 PM
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Adrian Peterson, dat you?
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post 1651716133 11-29-2021, 09:42 PM
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post 1651716163 11-29-2021, 09:44 PM
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Ask him why he's still in the club slapping arses for so many years
post 1651716183 11-29-2021, 09:44 PM
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Excited about a 3some that night


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post 1651716233 11-29-2021, 09:45 PM
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I'd let out a "sign" and think to myself "this the type of bs I gotta deal with because of white American'ts, because reparations"
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post 1651716753 11-29-2021, 10:01 PM
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Ask the girl what shes gonna do about it. Shes a big girl she can figure it out.
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post 1651717263 11-29-2021, 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted By RobotDeathSquad
Ask the girl what shes gonna do about it. Shes a big girl she can figure it out.
Do that and lose her forever.


Punch to the throat then take down, go HAM for 5 seconds on his face then get up and wait for his buddies.

Im just slightly smaller than him so I may be fine if I strike first. 12 years ago when I first saw this thread, dude would have eaten me for dinner lmao
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post 1651717363 11-29-2021, 10:18 PM
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epic repost from 2011
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post 1651717743 11-29-2021, 10:32 PM
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I would never goto the club
post 1651717883 11-29-2021, 10:35 PM
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Kiss his shoes
post 1651718493 11-29-2021, 10:48 PM
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I have a gf?
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post 1651754613 11-30-2021, 02:25 PM
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das it mane
post 1651754713 11-30-2021, 02:26 PM
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Anyone with a thumb that small is clearly no threat

I'd smack his ass back and keep it moving
post 1651754763 11-30-2021, 02:27 PM
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Immediately drop to my knees and suck him off
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post 1651755383 11-30-2021, 02:38 PM
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remind myself how in 2012 misc detectives found out this guy was 5'7
You can't fight fate
post 1651755493 11-30-2021, 02:39 PM
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Well placed kick to the knee
Throat strike
Pressure point attacks
Joint manipulation
Headbutt to face

Please don't be intimidated by swole bodybuilders. I would rather fight this guy than say Ramon Dekkers at his prime.
Cook the man some eggs!
post 1651755573 11-30-2021, 02:41 PM
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yank his nuts
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post 1651755863 11-30-2021, 02:46 PM
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I would take advantage of my white supremacy and Rittenhouse da fool
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post 1651756143 11-30-2021, 02:53 PM
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Id seriously have to reevaluate my life choices if I found myself in the same establishment as that fella.
post 1651756283 11-30-2021, 02:56 PM
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Lick him directly from the chin all the way to the back of his head.


What was this thread about again?
post 1651756323 11-30-2021, 02:56 PM
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Strong camera angle (Edit. And size large fitted aeropostale t shirt lols). Id fuk that dude up.
Or at least that would be my mentality until the fight was done because ya never rly know until then.

But then again im old, married and would never be anywhere he is besides a gym.
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post 1651756553 11-30-2021, 03:01 PM
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I go home and laugh about it with my wife.
post 1651756883 11-30-2021, 03:09 PM
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I’d slap his ass and see how he liked it.
post 1651757103 11-30-2021, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted By OnlyHope


wut do?
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post 1651757133 11-30-2021, 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted By Ken-O
Do that and lose her forever.


Punch to the throat then take down, go HAM for 5 seconds on his face then get up and wait for his buddies.

Im just slightly smaller than him so I may be fine if I strike first. 12 years ago when I first saw this thread, dude would have eaten me for dinner lmao
slightly?> your a 5'6" mexican
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post 1651757153 11-30-2021, 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted By CeBKa
remind myself how in 2012 misc detectives found out this guy was 5'7
No way, myspace angels of peace if true
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