11-30-2021, 05:42 PM
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Fake Vaccine Card- Chances of being busted?
I have a job offering with a large company that everybody knows of offering me 6 figs. One of the first few questions was that they have a vaccination policy for all employees and have a yes/no selection on whether or not you agree and understand. I have a link to fill out a fake card. From what I gather you would just put the correct #s for that date period for whichever vaccine you received and have the physician name be a local grocery store pharmacy or walmart or something.
What are the odds that your employer can figure out that it's fake, or actually call the pharmacy up and ask? This is infuriating and I'm thinking of not even applying, but my alternative is a fake card as I'm not getting this stupid vaccine.
What are the odds that your employer can figure out that it's fake, or actually call the pharmacy up and ask? This is infuriating and I'm thinking of not even applying, but my alternative is a fake card as I'm not getting this stupid vaccine.
11-30-2021, 05:44 PM
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Corporations don't give a fuk if you're vaccinated or not, they're just playing the game. It's a box they have to check off.
I wouldn't use a fake vax card to cross a national border or anything lol, but for **** like this nobody cares.
I wouldn't use a fake vax card to cross a national border or anything lol, but for **** like this nobody cares.
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They can’t call the pharmacy and ask that breaks privacy laws I’m pretty sure.
Posting about it on the internet is not smart though.
Posting about it on the internet is not smart though.
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11-30-2021, 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted By Imnew1⏩
in my state they are robo calling folks without vaxx #3, so guess what?I have a job offering with a large company that everybody knows of offering me 6 figs. One of the first few questions was that they have a vaccination policy for all employees and have a yes/no selection on whether or not you agree and understand. I have a link to fill out a fake card. From what I gather you would just put the correct #s for that date period for whichever vaccine you received and have the physician name be a local grocery store pharmacy or walmart or something.
What are the odds that your employer can figure out that it's fake, or actually call the pharmacy up and ask? This is infuriating and I'm thinking of not even applying, but my alternative is a fake card as I'm not getting this stupid vaccine.
What are the odds that your employer can figure out that it's fake, or actually call the pharmacy up and ask? This is infuriating and I'm thinking of not even applying, but my alternative is a fake card as I'm not getting this stupid vaccine.
there is an official list that folks have access to.
A pharmacist told us about it and provided a screen shota month ago in a diff forum
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I honestly don’t think they care. Check the box, show the card and it’s likely never to be an issue. They are just doing their due diligence
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11-30-2021, 05:47 PM
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A business is asking you to disclose personal medical information as a condition of employment?
What country are you in?
What country are you in?
11-30-2021, 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
I’m in the US. Called a friend that I worked with for the last 4 years who just joined them 6 months ago. He confirmed that it’s a policy mandate now but thought the chances were next to none that they would ever check but that if I ever got audited I would probably be fired.A business is asking you to disclose personal medical information as a condition of employment?
What country are you in?
What country are you in?
Such bs. I closed the application out immediately and it’s 100% mine if I want it doubling my salary and everything.
11-30-2021, 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted By jackamo2887⏩
I'm not afraid of being caught and turned into the FBI or anything. I just don't want to leave my job only to be audited 6 months in for them to determine they didn't find me in a database and I'm fired looking for another job.Corporations don't give a fuk if you're vaccinated or not, they're just playing the game. It's a box they have to check off.
I wouldn't use a fake vax card to cross a national border or anything lol, but for **** like this nobody cares.
I wouldn't use a fake vax card to cross a national border or anything lol, but for **** like this nobody cares.
Attached the file I'm debating using. I read you need to have your dates and #s right, and cut it with a razor vs scissors. I just have a bad feeling something is going to happen in 6 months and they'll have proof of who is and isn't vaxxed even though it's violating OSHA and everything.
11-30-2021, 06:48 PM
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11-30-2021, 06:52 PM
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Just say you got vaxxed out of country. Put the name of some pharmacy in Mexico. Problem solved.
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11-30-2021, 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted By 8PointBuck⏩
I get that and that's the situation right now. My worries is that things change in 6 months as this dip**** running the country just tries to make up rules as he goes along and big tech companies are following without it even being mandated. So in 6 months if they suddenly have a database, and your employer can demand access to your records throwing OSHA out the window bc Xiden mandates it then what? I'm fired and looking for a new job. I hate looking for a job, and have never been fired.think this through logically. how the fuk would they find out? it's illegal for employers to go into your medical history. they're going to call the clinic and ask if you got vaxxed? also illegal. there's no mandatory vaccine database in the US. only optional ones in cuck states
this is only relevant for the US . cant speak if you're in some other sh*t hole country
this is only relevant for the US . cant speak if you're in some other sh*t hole country
Otherwise my friend who works there said you just go to a website and upload a document with a date and that's it.
11-30-2021, 07:02 PM
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Anecdotal but a buddy of mine got busted with a large us company. They said it was the signature that gave it away. Weirdly enough mine just has the initials of the place I got it from and didn’t get a second look.
11-30-2021, 07:04 PM
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Just keep an eye on your suspicion meter and if it gets too high, hide in the bathroom, knock someone out and take their clothes (no homo).
Don't forget to go back into the bathroom and put your original clothes on before you go home for the day though.
Don't forget to go back into the bathroom and put your original clothes on before you go home for the day though.
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11-30-2021, 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted By sfgiants13⏩
Why would a signature give it away? Like the same pharmacist signed both of the signatures for each does?Anecdotal but a buddy of mine got busted with a large us company. They said it was the signature that gave it away. Weirdly enough mine just has the initials of the place I got it from and didn’t get a second look.
11-30-2021, 07:12 PM
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It depends on how thourough they are about verification of vaccination. Most employers only physically want to see your vax card, they don't verify against a data base(does such a thing even exist) they don't photo copy it, nothing. Basically the only way you get caught is if you tell too many people your chit is fake and someone snitches on you.
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11-30-2021, 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted By Imnew1⏩
I got mine from an actual vaccine site... Maybe not so much anymore, but previously 3/4s of the staff at vaccine sites were either volunteers or working off community service hours. These people aren't being paid, if you offer them money they will hook you up.I'm not afraid of being caught and turned into the FBI or anything. I just don't want to leave my job only to be audited 6 months in for them to determine they didn't find me in a database and I'm fired looking for another job.
Attached the file I'm debating using. I read you need to have your dates and #s right, and cut it with a razor vs scissors. I just have a bad feeling something is going to happen in 6 months and they'll have proof of who is and isn't vaxxed even though it's violating OSHA and everything.
Attached the file I'm debating using. I read you need to have your dates and #s right, and cut it with a razor vs scissors. I just have a bad feeling something is going to happen in 6 months and they'll have proof of who is and isn't vaxxed even though it's violating OSHA and everything.
Furthermore, atleast in California, ID is not required to receive a vaccine. Give that some thought, how would you propose they go about updating their database with names of who did and who didn't get vaccinated when untold numbers of people got the jab without showing ID.
All you have to do is copy someones vaccine card who got their shot legitely. If you are worried about numbers or names, just copy everything word for word number for number
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11-30-2021, 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted By Imnew1⏩
I have no idea. Didn’t ask the details. But he was called into hr with a guy who was a former criminal investigator and they busted him. Currently on unpaid suspension.Why would a signature give it away? Like the same pharmacist signed both of the signatures for each does?
Again purely anecdotal and very much against the odds. But it does happen.
11-30-2021, 07:38 PM
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out of all the jobs I have applied to so far, only a small handful of them (maybe 10%) were pushing their own vaccine mandate. You better believe they are gay as hell about it and will look into the authenticity of the vaccine. The company is run by Karens and they are fully aware people are wanting to fake vaxx status.
personally I would rather take a lesser paying job than fake a vaccine card and potentially get busted, but that's just me
personally I would rather take a lesser paying job than fake a vaccine card and potentially get busted, but that's just me
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The company does not want to know that it is fake. They are only checking to cover their own ass. They will not do research into whether your card is fake because they want to hire you. I have no idea where people get the idea that businesses like all of this vaccine/lockdown bullchit. They are trying to run a business, and all of this chit just interferes with that. They only do it so that they don't get fined.
You'd have to seriously piss somebody off or attract government attention to yourself in order for somebody to look into whether your card was fake. Nobody cares enough, and having people do that investigation costs money and time. Maybe there's some insane bitch in HR, but if it is discovered that she has been disqualifying good candidates, she will not have that job for very long.
You'd have to seriously piss somebody off or attract government attention to yourself in order for somebody to look into whether your card was fake. Nobody cares enough, and having people do that investigation costs money and time. Maybe there's some insane bitch in HR, but if it is discovered that she has been disqualifying good candidates, she will not have that job for very long.
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Fake compliance is still compliance. Every time someone like you fakes a vaccine card, it makes it worse because people assume everyone is okay with mandates. Expect more of this because of your fake compliance.
And do you really want to work for a company that does this? There's no shortage of places to work for right now. When McDonald's is struggling to find people at $20/hr, why are you settling for a company that wants to inject chit into you?
And do you really want to work for a company that does this? There's no shortage of places to work for right now. When McDonald's is struggling to find people at $20/hr, why are you settling for a company that wants to inject chit into you?
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You'd risk going to jail over getting a little jab? No wonder people think conservatives these days are pussies
Your company could look you up on the vaccine registry for your state and then they'd see you used a fake card and then congratulations, you're going to prison for committing a felony.
Your company could look you up on the vaccine registry for your state and then they'd see you used a fake card and then congratulations, you're going to prison for committing a felony.
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12-01-2021, 08:27 AM
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Originally Posted By Dan_S⏩
pretty much this, id rather deliver pizza's for the next year and see what happens then panic and give in. no amount of money is worth your dignity op.Fake compliance is still compliance. Every time someone like you fakes a vaccine card, it makes it worse because people assume everyone is okay with mandates. Expect more of this because of your fake compliance.
And do you really want to work for a company that does this? There's no shortage of places to work for right now. When McDonald's is struggling to find people at $20/hr, why are you settling for a company that wants to inject chit into you?
And do you really want to work for a company that does this? There's no shortage of places to work for right now. When McDonald's is struggling to find people at $20/hr, why are you settling for a company that wants to inject chit into you?
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There's definitely a database. But yea, would suck actually moving up in a job only to get fired later because you lied. Depends on job IMO. If a smaller place (less than 100 employees who are imposing their own mandate) with a mandate is asking then I wouldn't do it, since they will likely check as it's self-imposed so clearly that's their philosophy on it. If the madate was imposed on the company (fed contract, or huge employer) they may not be as stringent.
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Better to have a real card if you can manage to get a blank one but most companies are only requiring a photo to be uploaded onto a company site so just make sure it looks realenough through a photo if it's an actual fake card. Or spread your ass cheeks and get the jab right in your butthole like a good littleboylike mostof the country. GLdude
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Originally Posted By mp83⏩
risk going to jail over a little jabYou'd risk going to jail over getting a little jab? No wonder people think conservatives these days are pussies
Your company could look you up on the vaccine registry for your state and then they'd see you used a fake card and then congratulations, you're going to prison for committing a felony.
Your company could look you up on the vaccine registry for your state and then they'd see you used a fake card and then congratulations, you're going to prison for committing a felony.
If its just a little jab, why is jail time involved for not taking it?
Only a pussy would want to jail someone over a little jab
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