Bomb squad race to A&E after patient arrives with WW2 artillery shell stuck up his bottom

Army explosives experts were scrambled after medics feared the anti-tank round could be about to explode.

The unnamed patient told doctors he“slipped and fell”on the 17cm by 6cm [6.69in x 2.36in] armour-piercing projectile taken from his private arsenal of military collectables.

It was later identified as being a World War Two 57mm shell that were typically fired from six-pounder anti-tank guns.

A source told The Sun: “The guy said he found the shell when he was having a clear out of his stuff.

"He said he put it on the floor then he slipped and fell on it — and it went up his arse.

“He was in a considerable amount of pain. I think he collected military memorabilia.”

Police said they responded to “a report that a patient had presented with a munition in his rectum”.

A spokesman added: “The item had been removed prior to police arrival and the Army’s Explosive Ordnance Disposal team were contacted.”

Troops from 11 Explosive Ordnance Disposal Regiment rushed to Gloucestershire Royal Hospital, in Gloucester.

A defence source said: “It was a solid shot round. It was a chunky, pointed lump of lead designed to rip through a tank’s armour.

“It was basically an inert lump of metal, so there was no risk to life — at least not to anyone else’s.”

The Sun doctor Carol Cooper said the patient could have died if the round had pierced his gut.

She added: “The range of objects that are pushed into rectums is incredible, from wine glasses to ketchup bottles and parts of hoovers.

"Sadly, it is an everyday occurrence in A&E — but I have never heard of the bomb squad being called out before.”

A hospital spokesman yesterday said: “As with any incident involving munitions, the relevant safety protocols were followed to ensure there was no risk to patients, staff or visitors at any time.”

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/169232...tom-shell/amp/



Careful when handling your artillery shells boyos. You never know when one might slip up your ass!

If only the misc knew half the things that people end up in the hospital for because of anal/vagooger adventure time


After you pull your first dead animal out of a woman's cheese-box nothing surprises you

Anti-tank shell? Meh



All of this really became normalized in the last 10 years of internet

Holly fuk Lmfao

Um excuse me but the proper terminology in 2021 is back hole. Not to be confused with front hole.

Sounds like he had a large arsenal, but this is really stretching it.

Just trying to have an explosive orgasm bro

Rekt

A million-to-one shot, Doc, million-to-one.

Literally watched the ass man episode of Seinfeld two days ago.😂

slipped and fell lol

classic

What are the odds ? Guy should buy a lottery ticket