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post 1652478443 12-13-2021, 02:38 PM
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Meet doge and snail my hungry turtles

They are 15 and 14 years old. Iโ€™ve had them for 9 years. They were a rescue


Idk why itโ€™s blurry Or why this first posted as a reply to a thread and not a new thread
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post 1652478563 12-13-2021, 02:41 PM
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post 1652478603 12-13-2021, 02:42 PM
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awww! do they get along well?
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post 1652478623 12-13-2021, 02:42 PM
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I had one as a kid. My beloved turtle. We'd put him in a kiddie pool outside in the summer for him to sun bathe. One night we forgot him and he disappeared. Presumably, a raccoon got him. Was crushed srs.
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post 1652478633 12-13-2021, 02:42 PM
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If anything could be more embarrassing than dying while having sex, it might be being preserved in flagrante delicto for millions of years so that members of an advanced species could dig you up, gawk at you, and write a journal paper about your final romantic encounter. For a group of ancient turtles, this nightmare just came true.

Online today in Biology Letters, paleontologists describe nine couples of a species of aquatic turtle that perished while copulating and that were then preservedโ€”the first such record among vertebrates, the researchers say. Far from a mere salacious look at the unfortunate reptiles, the fossils provide critical clues about the environment in which they lived.

For decades the Messel pit, a fossil site in west-central Germany, has yielded extraordinarily well-preserved remains. The fossils include complete skeletons of creatures ranging in size from rodents to pygmy horses, as well as insects and feathers that still have hints of their original colors. The oily shale that entombs those fossils was laid down as lake sediments about 47 million years ago, says Walter Joyce, a vertebrate paleontologist at the University of Tรผbingen in Germany. Although the site has yielded tens of thousands of fossils, only the saucer-sized turtles have been found in pairs.

While some researchers have speculated that the animals died while copulating, the new analysis is the first to provide strong evidence -- revealing, for instance, that each pair includes a male and a female. Male turtles of this species, like many of their modern relatives, have longer tails than females, says Joyce. Also, males are typically smaller than females, a trend clearly seen in the fossils. Finally, in seven of the nine pairs, the turtles are in direct contact along the edge of their shells just above their tails -- and in two of those pairs, the male's tail wraps below the female's shell in mating position.

"I'd heard about this hypothesis at various workshops," says Tyler Lyson, a vertebrate paleontologist at Yale University. "When [Joyce and his team] found that each pair included a male and a female, I was sold on the idea."

That still leaves a couple of mysteries: How did the turtles dieโ€”and why at such an intimate moment? Previously, some scientists had suggested that toxic algal blooms may have tainted the lake. Yet that scenario doesn't make sense, says Joyce, because there are no sediment layers containing large numbers of remains that would suggest mass death in a single event. Also, he notes, researchers haven't found any fossils of cyanobacteria that might have caused such blooms.

Other teams have suggested that the surface waters of the lake were saturated with dissolved carbon dioxide or other naturally toxic substances, as some volcanic lakes are today in Africa. Creatures that drank from the lake, including bats and birds that grabbed a sip as they swooped across its surface, could have succumbed to the substances dissolved in the lake, those scientists suggest. But that scenario doesn't jibe either, says Joyce, because researchers have found thousands of fossils of fish at the Messel pit siteโ€”a sign that at least some of the lake's waters supported life. "This lake was clearly a good place to live."

Joyce and his colleagues suggest instead that while surface waters of the ancient lake were oxygenated, deeper layers were oxygen-poor and possibly saturated with carbon dioxide or other toxic substances. The lack of oxygen in deep water would help explain the wonderful preservation of creatures whose remains fell to the lake bottom.

The disparity between deep waters and the surface would also explain how the turtles ended up dying in pairs, Joyce says. Modern-day relatives of this species can absorb dissolved oxygen from the water through their skin, a trick that helps them stay submerged for long periods of time. Plus, he notes, the largely aquatic turtles mate in open waters and often begin to sink when they're copulating -- which is no problem in most lakes but proved fatal in the Messel pit lake. "Mating in turtles is quite strenuous and can go on for long periods," says Lyson. It's easy to see how these pairs could have run out of oxygen if they descended into anoxic or otherwise toxic waters.

The scenario "is very speculative but plausible," says Donald Jackson, an animal physiologist at Brown University. It's possible that the ancient turtles, like some modern species, were relatively oblivious to their surroundings when they were copulating and, therefore, unable to escape the deadly depths. Also, he notes, if the waters were warm, the turtles' revved-up metabolisms and increased activity would likely have consumed the oxygen in their bloodstream at an exceedingly high rate. "This could have produced mortality very fast."

Bad news for the turtles, but good news for today's scientific voyeurs.
post 1652478703 12-13-2021, 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted By ScramFranklin
awww! do they get along well?
they are best buds they sun bask on top of each other and slap play lol
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post 1652478713 12-13-2021, 02:44 PM
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Wait a minute.............

No doge?
I'm back, bitches!
post 1652478793 12-13-2021, 02:45 PM
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I used to have turtles and it got old after a while - had them for around 9 years too. OP do you get tired of dealing with massive amounts of turtle **** in your filters and frequent water changes?
A million miles away - I don't.. feel.... anything.
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post 1652478973 12-13-2021, 02:47 PM
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post 1652478983 12-13-2021, 02:48 PM
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How long can they live for
post 1652479013 12-13-2021, 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted By Destor
How long can they live for
75+ years
A million miles away - I don't.. feel.... anything.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXGZu4yxjW0
post 1652480523 12-13-2021, 03:19 PM
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post 1652480633 12-13-2021, 03:21 PM
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for sure i believe the Opie has a penis rumors now.. also red eared sliders are lame.. i had a snapping turtle for a while.
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post 1652480733 12-13-2021, 03:24 PM
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for someone whose youtube name is squatsrus, why do you never hit glutes?
See SuperHercules' sig
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Awww super cute!
Are they red-ear sliders?

My mom has a turtle she got when she was 5-6 years old. He was the size of a silver dollar when she got him. She had him for over 50 years.
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Originally Posted By ShakeBrah
for someone whose youtube name is squatsrus, why do you never hit glutes?
she leaves it to me
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post 1652481823 12-13-2021, 03:40 PM
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i had a neighbor that had a huge tortoise. was the funniest thing i've ever seen. she would walk him like a dog and he loved it when you scratched the top of his shell.
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post 1652481933 12-13-2021, 03:41 PM
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post 1652501253 12-13-2021, 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted By seanb1979
I used to have turtles and it got old after a while - had them for around 9 years too. OP do you get tired of dealing with massive amounts of turtle **** in your filters and frequent water changes?
I have a pump to clean it/drain it. Only takes an hour for the 100 gallon tank
Originally Posted By TonyTriangles
i had a neighbor that had a huge tortoise. was the funniest thing i've ever seen. she would walk him like a dog and he loved it when you scratched the top of his shell.
I wish, these guys bite really hard and donโ€™t let go till they take a chunk of your finger with them
Originally Posted By MadNinjaSkills
Awww super cute!
Are they red-ear sliders?

My mom has a turtle she got when she was 5-6 years old. He was the size of a silver dollar when she got him. She had him for over 50 years.
yup they are. I got them as adults but they might out live me lol
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post 1652501423 12-13-2021, 10:27 PM
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Always liked turtles but unfortunately theyโ€™re illegal to buy in my state.
post 1652516473 12-14-2021, 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted By snailsrus
I have a pump to clean it/drain it. Only takes an hour for the 100 gallon tank
Yeah I got it down quick too but I still hated doing it.

Also they don't bite THAT hard lol - I had one who was a lot bigger than those and I'd let her grab onto my finger sometimes for fun.
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