No time to cook? No time to eat at a nice restaurant? Haven't meal prepped?

Instead of fast food chit, just buy a dozen eggs and crack them straight into your mouth like a PREDATOR. You think a paleolithic specimen took eggs home to cook them over the fire? No, he ate them out the shell.

Machiavelli said a man had to be strong and bold like a lion but also cunning like a fox. If you can't hunt meat like a lion then steal some eggs like a sneaky fox.

The yolk on a good egg is actually delicious, the white feels like swallowing a huge Peter North load but it's swings and roundabouts you know?

literally pick up a chicken and let that thing chit eggs in your mouth. alpha af

yeah no thanks jeff lol

one time i picked up a mo fukin hen when a egg was just comin out its butt mang, i was like woahhh

The disrespect from little 170lbs fukkers and wheelspinners with extremely unimpressive physiques and keyboard warriors trying to knock people who actually have lifting experience and knowledge on this forum is out of control.

Yall want to disrespect one of the last knowledgeable lifters on here because you thinkg everying is about peds and drugs you can get royally fukked the whole lot of you.

Seriously misc is descending into **** faster and faster every day.

The amount of dumbass ****ty lifters who think they deserve to have a voice with people who actually take lifting seriously is disgusting.

shut your fukking mouth if you don't know what you are talking about.

I am seriously blown away that people think they can tell me how lifting and nutrition works FFS

Did you eat it?

Btw birds have cloacas which are a butthole, a vag, sperm shooter and a urethra srsAre u natty tho?