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post 1652626463 12-15-2021, 10:22 PM
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Paper straws suck

**** disintegrates within seconds
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post 1652626643 12-15-2021, 10:28 PM
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Yes correct. Haven't tried them but apparently pasta straws are a thing and I imagine they work much better plus are obviously biodegradeable.
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post 1652626673 12-15-2021, 10:29 PM
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I agree. You can never get anything through them. They are so irritating.
post 1652627093 12-15-2021, 10:40 PM
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Agreed.

Cheers.
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post 1652627193 12-15-2021, 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Luc1fer⏩
**** disintegrates within seconds
No straw crew. Take that straw/lid chit off and chug it like a man crew.


Srs though, if someone served me a ****gy paper straw Iโ€™d throw it on the ground and drink from the cup.
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post 1652627203 12-15-2021, 10:44 PM
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Bro I got mcdonalds like 2 months ago, and my straw was some ****in cardboard chit
Uncontrollable behavior with some psychopathic tendencies
post 1652627223 12-15-2021, 10:45 PM
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why dont you take the lid off ****git
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post 1652627333 12-15-2021, 10:47 PM
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I would hope a straw sucks
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post 1652627363 12-15-2021, 10:48 PM
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Theyโ€™re specifically designed to suck

Thatโ€™s their only purpose
post 1652627393 12-15-2021, 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted By Pterodactyl314⏩
I would hope a straw sucks
Like a parasitic leach? No, the person sucks through the straw. Not the other way around.

Edit: this applies to this fool too.
Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
Theyโ€™re specifically designed to suck

Thatโ€™s their only purpose
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post 1652627443 12-15-2021, 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Avalanche3319⏩
Like a parasitic leach? No, the person sucks through the straw. Not the other way around.
Damn Iโ€™ve been using straws all wrong
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post 1652628303 12-15-2021, 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted By Mr
Yes correct. Haven't tried them but apparently pasta straws are a thing and I imagine they work much better plus are obviously biodegradeable.
Pasta chips & roach clips. Revolution
post 1652628993 12-15-2021, 11:38 PM
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I fkn hate them. Hard jimmy rustler
Originally Posted By Avalanche3319⏩
Like a parasitic leach? No, the person sucks through the straw. Not the other way around.

Edit: this applies to this fool too.
*leech
post 1652629123 12-15-2021, 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted By capowt⏩
*leech
Touche. Got me there.
Originally Posted By capowt⏩
I fkn hate them.
*****ing
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post 1652629243 12-15-2021, 11:53 PM
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Its the worst because they stick to dry lips, fail after 20 mins. Chit sucks (not actually good for sucking though)


And the libtards who enacted this same policy have no problem discarding masks and rubber gloves daily because rona
post 1652629433 12-15-2021, 11:58 PM
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worst chit ever. 5 minutes in you can't drink anything due to it being wet and useless halfways
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post 1652630163 12-16-2021, 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted By Luc1fer⏩
**** disintegrates within seconds
Plastic straws are only 10% stronger, you're just not using them right.
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post 1652630243 12-16-2021, 12:34 AM
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My local Dunkin' and Starbucks started using them last summer, but thankfully they're back to using plastic straws.

BRB halfway through my drink and simultaneouly have paper mache artwork forming in my mouth.
Originally Posted By MiscMathematician⏩
remember in middle school when you used twizzlers as straws
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post 1652631383 12-16-2021, 01:53 AM
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Went to Disneyland recently and thatโ€™s all they had. Just ditched them and drank everything out of the cup. Lifeโ€™s too short to use those pieces of shit.
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post 1652631673 12-16-2021, 02:12 AM
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I donโ€™t like the biodegradable ones either, they melt in coffee
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post 1652631833 12-16-2021, 02:26 AM
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wtf is this wizardry? they really have paper straws?
I loe e.
post 1652651103 12-16-2021, 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted By Joseph1990⏩
Plastic straws are only 10% stronger, you're just not using them right.
lmao, ye it's our fault for using them wrong... even though we all use them the same as plastic straws.
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post 1652651413 12-16-2021, 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted By Luc1fer⏩
lmao, ye it's our fault for using them wrong... even though we all use them the same as plastic straws.
That was next level cope, lmao.
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post 1652652833 12-16-2021, 11:27 AM
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Can confirm they're required by law in a lot of the coastal areas down here.

I'm not 3 years old however, so I do not ever need to use a straw.
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post 1652653463 12-16-2021, 11:39 AM
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Yup they fall apart, have a phucked up texture, break really easily, and make whatever you're drinking taste like it's been filtered with paper.

It's some left wing eco bullchit for sure.
post 1652653563 12-16-2021, 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted By Joseph1990⏩
Plastic straws are only 10% stronger, you're just not using them right.
This is the kind of retarded chit that a lefty would say in response to their chit being retarded.
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