Hair advice, un solicited

So I was just watching a collegiate sporting event and had a thought which also applies to society as a whole.

If your hair looks like that of a neglected long haired dog's ass or like rolls of dog poo in a collection then you should probably just shave it off. just my opinion

What are the misc's thoughts?
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