Well, let me clue you in on something: Alpha Males haven't been in charge for a good couple of decades.

Obviously, this tirade is directed on a High School level. Once you get out of high school, and begin working at your dead-end office job, you know who your boss is going to be? That's right, that pasty nerd you made fun of. It's funny, you see. The majority of the women you are talking about, despite the blatant lies you've slipped in, and the generalizations which remain moderately untrue, are frankly, idiotic sluts. The fact that you're trying to taunt us with them is inane, because while they sound appealing in text, in reality, we wouldn't want anything to do with the ****ing skanks. And furthermore, thank you for "****ing every girl in the school (I bet you can bench 2000 pounds too, amirite?)." Honestly, thank you. Why, you may ask? Because, by taking away the easy route, you have brought pain upon us. You have brought us misery, you have forced us to adapt to that misery, and to grow as people. Luxury doesn't incite growth, pain does. So while you're busy sticking it in your AIDS-ridden skanks, we're studying, learning, gaining skills that are necessary for life.

You may scoff at this, call us stupid nerds for not getting the pussy while it's hot, but guess what? We're going to get it eventually. You said so yourself, women love power. So, eventually, you're going to find a women you love as much as she primally needs you. You're going to get married, maybe settle down a bit. Wild sex for the first two years, but after a while, she'll get ansy. She'll grow tired of the novelty of the Alpha Male. Your relationship will become the dull forced marriage that is seen constantly in America. You'll likely divorce her and move on, getting a younger wife that'll need you as much as your old wife did when you first married. Seems swell, doesn't it? I can assure you, it isn't. By now, we have risen to power. While you live the life of the swingers, we are the Senators, the Chairmen, we are the rulers of life as you know it. We have transcended your pitiful existence, and control every aspect of your very fate, without you even so much as noticing.

By now, we have the money and the power, and as Scarface once said (We know you love him, and have his poster on your bedroom wall,'cause you're cool like that) next we get the women. And guess who it is that loves power, as you said women do? That's right, it's your little skank of a wife! Now, most of us will likely have settled down with a wife, but I'm sure there are plenty that would be glad to take your wife when she dumps your sorry ass to go to the people she knows have the real power. And, as we get older, our fortunes and power will grow. We'll eventually get a few trophy wives, settle down a bit, and live in the lap of luxury. Meanwhile, you, the "Alpha Male" will be left alone. By the time you hit thirty, your primal attraction, your ONLY asset, will begin to fade. Your third wife in ten years will grow tired of your old, pitiful body, and will leave you. Stuck in a dead-end job as one of our pawns, you will grow old and even less appealing. Eventually you will die an old and unloved man, either by taking your own life, drowning yourself in booze, or perhaps merely out of your own misery. So go ahead. Brag about how many women you are ****ing. Call us losers. We may seem to be upset, and you may mock our pain, but I assure you, we know your fate. And we are smiling inside.

How do you guys deal with gym idiots?

I go to workout - I don't go to show off or to act macho or some ****, I know there are millions of guys all over the world much bigger and muscular then me.

I'm from VA - I live in NYC, been here for 3 years as I work here.

It's a small town - I get a lot of looks/attention coz I'm from VA, I'm white and also pretty well defined compared to the local crowd. I don't hang around with my friends in groups here, I do my stuff alone with my music.

There is a couple of guys, like 3 or 4, typical gym idiots that walk around like they are big and say hello to everyone as if they are really friendly, say hello to all the girls - always come in a group of them, No definition - Ok a little bit muscular but nothing to look at and always at the beginning trying to walk around me or something.

Last month kind of pissed me off coz on purpose one would stand really near me and do his workout while I'm working out and his friends would look on from a distance. So I put my weights down and just went upto him and said I'm not gay so move away from me coz there is more than enough space around you.

They got kind of surprised and since then they stay away from me but always trying it now and again when they are in their groups.

The little "leader" of the group tried it sometime ago with my ex - when I was with her, he was trying to get friendly with her then he realized she is with me and he backed off. Since then he's always had something against me and I just hate the look of him and his little over the top friendly image to all the girls who think he is a "nice guy"

Today in the gym, he was watching me from a distance so obviously and I gave him a really dirty stare back until he looked away. I kept my eyes on him from a distance and saw him talking to some dude, a new friend of his.

Next thing I know this friend of his comes walking towards me suddenly all agressive and is like - "How long you gonna' be on that machine? I need it, you been there ages"

I took my headphones off and said to this guy chill the **** out, I'll be 5 minutes but if your like that, I'll be 20 minutes

I know his little leader friend must of said **** to get this guy worked up - this guy then just walked off back to this leader friend and I saw them talking **** again like pussies so then I got pissed and went to this new dude and said -

If you want to cry like a big baby you can go and use your machine now...Then I said, There is a way to ask for equipment, I'm 27 I don't cry and get stressed, how old are you?

He is like 31

I replied act like it and ask me properly...then he was like...it's cool man it's cool

And this idiot leader friend is just watching quietly in the background

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Then I waited for this new dude and then I just started talking to him relaxed asking him where he is from and then he started asking me back where I'm from and what I do here etc etc etc and then it was cool - in the meantime this idiot leader friend all the time is just watching in the background...he's such a dick...he basically hasn't got the balls to say something to me and he is always trying something and wanting to talk ****, and he kind of pepped up this new dude to come to me and try and "scare" me but it didn't work then they backed off again.

I hate guys like that - pointless.

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Anyone had stupid experiences like this in gyms with groups of guys trying it on you sometimes? Intimidation whatever you wanna' call it? How do you backfire it on these punk asses

This leader guy I mention, I really would like to swing him one - but I don't want to be the idiot who gets kicked out of the gym, more so me living in a foreign city.

Take good care of her.


She was the best, man.