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post 1653795953 01-05-2022, 06:36 PM
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Thank God the vax will kill me before I have to grocery shop in the metaverse

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post 1653796323 01-05-2022, 06:45 PM
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The meta verse

Where fact checkers and trannies will monitor everything you do and say

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post 1653796393 01-05-2022, 06:47 PM
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If I steal it in the metaverse store do I get it for free?
post 1653796443 01-05-2022, 06:48 PM
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They better get some fat bishes in there wearing pajamas asap or it’ll never feel authentic.
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post 1653796573 01-05-2022, 06:50 PM
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i dont get it. only way this makes sense is if the drones or whatever literally follow every move you make and make it at the same time

but if it requires regular employees still getting your items then how is it different?

i guess some might enjoy the lil game more
post 1653797783 01-05-2022, 07:20 PM
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Who woulda thought that in the future you’d need a computer to wack it
post 1653797793 01-05-2022, 07:21 PM
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Here’s how it works

You plug into the metaverse when you wake up
You enjoy a morning coffee on the side of the Swiss alps (caffeine pill crushed into hot water with flavor by Alexa, provided on side table designed to interface with your ai of choice)
You go shopping in a grocery store with tons of other people interested in similar foods to you from around the globe. Maybe shopping for similar cuisine of food type, sharing stories about cultural dishes etc.. (the food gloop will be delivered via drone to your Alexa kitchen chute. Or roll bot that always breaks down servicing your no window building bloc). If Alexa can’t prepare your food goop, you can go wait in line to buy it in your drab lifeless cement building.

But if you don’t get inconvenienced by reality the future will be awesome man.

Maybe if you are rich the gloop can plug into a 3D printer and make stuff that looks like real food



If you are a multi trillionaire you might get access to the last few real farms on earth.
post 1653798113 01-05-2022, 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted By Duckliver⏩
Here’s how it works

You plug into the metaverse when you wake up
You enjoy a morning coffee on the side of the Swiss alps (caffeine pill crushed into hot water with flavor by Alexa, provided on side table designed to interface with your ai of choice)
You go shopping in a grocery store with tons of other people interested in similar foods to you from around the globe. Maybe shopping for similar cuisine of food type, sharing stories about cultural dishes etc.. (the food gloop will be delivered via drone to your Alexa kitchen chute. Or roll bot that always breaks down servicing your no window building bloc). If Alexa can’t prepare your food goop, you can go wait in line to buy it in your drab lifeless cement building.

But if you don’t get inconvenienced by reality the future will be awesome man.

Maybe if you are rich the gloop can plug into a 3D printer and make stuff that looks like real food



If you are a multi trillionaire you might get access to the last few real farms on earth.
All whilst living in your 20ft square apartment due to tech housing costs forcing you to cope by entering the matrix I mean metaverse.
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post 1653798153 01-05-2022, 07:29 PM
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Probably the best case I’ve heard yet for why I should get the injection
post 1653798253 01-05-2022, 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted By Duckliver⏩
Here’s how it works

You plug into the metaverse when you wake up
You enjoy a morning coffee on the side of the Swiss alps (caffeine pill crushed into hot water with flavor by Alexa, provided on side table designed to interface with your ai of choice)
You go shopping in a grocery store with tons of other people interested in similar foods to you from around the globe. Maybe shopping for similar cuisine of food type, sharing stories about cultural dishes etc.. (the food gloop will be delivered via drone to your Alexa kitchen chute. Or roll bot that always breaks down servicing your no window building bloc). If Alexa can’t prepare your food goop, you can go wait in line to buy it in your drab lifeless cement building.

But if you don’t get inconvenienced by reality the future will be awesome man.

Maybe if you are rich the gloop can plug into a 3D printer and make stuff that looks like real food



If you are a multi trillionaire you might get access to the last few real farms on earth.
Not gonna lie that sounds pretty good. No work, free goop, and play fantasy video games all day.
post 1653798473 01-05-2022, 07:37 PM
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OP... imagine cooking in the metaverse. Just wouldn't be the same.
post 1653798483 01-05-2022, 07:37 PM
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When I was in grade school, I assumed we'd have flying cars by now. Instead, we have a computer shopping game and men with dicks are women.
post 1653798613 01-05-2022, 07:42 PM
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Ready Player One stuff?
post 1653798773 01-05-2022, 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted By p100⏩
Not gonna lie that sounds pretty good. No work, free goop, and play fantasy video games all day.
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post 1653798923 01-05-2022, 07:53 PM
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The metaverse will be big in a decade if not sooner but this is not what will entice people to get into it lol. VR is getting a lot of attention now that the tech is catching up. Once they can marry AR and VR into a single small headset in the next decade, it will be the new iPhone.
post 1653799513 01-05-2022, 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted By SaltyDog920⏩
When I was in grade school, I assumed we'd have flying cars by now. Instead, we have a computer shopping game and men with dicks are women.
I think we can all agree that this future is way better then that would have ever been.
post 1653799673 01-05-2022, 08:10 PM
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If it prevents savages from stealing I'm all from it. I want these people to die out srs.
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post 1653799713 01-05-2022, 08:12 PM
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VR is not appealing. Giant goggles strapped to your face. Movement in vision without movement in body makes you feel nauseous. Would rather click through a 2D website or go to the store itself than deal with this bullsh!t.
post 1653800423 01-05-2022, 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted By CrimsonSteel⏩
VR is not appealing. Giant goggles strapped to your face. Movement in vision without movement in body makes you feel nauseous. Would rather click through a 2D website or go to the store itself than deal with this bullsh!t.
This. VR will fizzle out like 3d tvs.
post 1653800643 01-05-2022, 08:38 PM
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METAVERSE this
METAVERSE that
bro when's the last time you MET a girl???
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post 1653800673 01-05-2022, 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted By propreffered7⏩
i dont get it. only way this makes sense is if the drones or whatever literally follow every move you make and make it at the same time

but if it requires regular employees still getting your items then how is it different?

i guess some might enjoy the lil game more
They're planning on using this in conjuction with their current OGP system srs. I used to be a manager there. They're expecting their Online grocery pickup program to account for over 50% of sales in the next few years. In time they likely won't be open to the public, possibly.

Edit, this is likely going to be very popular with senior citizens and obese AF people.
post 1653800763 01-05-2022, 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted By kyle1922⏩
METAVERSE this
METAVERSE that
bro when's the last time you MET a girl???
We MET averse up in here
post 1653800913 01-05-2022, 08:47 PM
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lol @ the meta verse

been playing BASED virtual boy for decades.
post 1653800983 01-05-2022, 08:52 PM
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ngl, I just went to a ghetto ass walmart near me (wife insisted) and it was awful. Thugged out people everywhere, sagging pants, people mumbling rap lyrics to themselves, starring, long AF lines etc. This looks wayyyyy better.
post 1653805233 01-05-2022, 10:51 PM
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so, all that chit will get delivered to your home or what? I don't get it. Seems like more work than usual.
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post 1653805803 01-05-2022, 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted By niospecv⏩
so, all that chit will get delivered to your home or what? I don't get it. Seems like more work than usual.
You can currently use the walmart app on your phone to order your groceries for pickup. Walmart contracts doordash (and maybe others?) for deliveries. Expect shyt like this to become the new norm with the current wave of "organized robberies' becoming more common and DAs unwilling to prosecute.
post 1653806303 01-05-2022, 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted By niahmas⏩
They're planning on using this in conjuction with their current OGP system srs. I used to be a manager there. They're expecting their Online grocery pickup program to account for over 50% of sales in the next few years. In time they likely won't be open to the public, possibly.

Edit, this is likely going to be very popular with senior citizens and obese AF people.
i understand that. but what is the benefit of the vr over online ordering already?

again, i'm giving credence to the fact that online is the way. but what is the benefit of the pretend store and pretend grocery over just mouse and click?
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Metaverse. How is that any better than key word search online shopping? I don't need other shoppers seeing me there.
post 1653806693 01-05-2022, 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted By niahmas⏩
You can currently use the walmart app on your phone to order your groceries for pickup. Walmart contracts doordash (and maybe others?) for deliveries. Expect shyt like this to become the new norm with the current wave of "organized robberies' becoming more common and DAs unwilling to prosecute.
And watch out for porch pirates.

I shop online when my store does not carry what I want.
Unfortunately, people steel from the bulk section by mislabling stuff. Driving up the price of my protein powder.
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Originally Posted By propreffered7⏩
i understand that. but what is the benefit of the vr over online ordering already?

again, i'm giving credence to the fact that online is the way. but what is the benefit of the pretend store and pretend grocery over just mouse and click?
Ever walked into a Walmart needing one or two things and then you leave with a cart full of shyt? Same goes with costco and putting expensive TVs in the front and their rotisserie chickens in the back, everything looks cheaper by comparison and then you have to walk through the entire store. You don't get the 'retail experience' by viewing a website, if that makes sense. They're betting on VR taking off, which it probably will with the young generation. WM does a lot of training in the company with VR now, one of my interviews was a VR tour of a store with a store manager where we would go around the store witnessing various situations and a store manager asking how you would handle them. It was actually kind cool because it was a real video that you can interact with. WM is FULL of bad ideas that fail btw. My mental health improved so much after I left that place.
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