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Thread: Old fart in cubie next to me just ripped a nasty ass fart

post 1653834843 01-06-2022, 11:37 AM
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Old fart in cubie next to me just ripped a nasty ass fart

Brahs, what do? This old fart just let out the nastiest, juiciest fart I've heard in a long time. Probably chit his pants. Zero phucks given.

How gross is that? Srs.
post 1653835033 01-06-2022, 11:42 AM
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Blue collared shirt? That was me bro...srry
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post 1653835063 01-06-2022, 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Blue collared shirt? That was me bro...srry
Cheeky kunt
post 1653835193 01-06-2022, 11:44 AM
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lmaoooo alpha as fuk. ole dude chitting his pants and OP has to just accept his fate.
post 1653835473 01-06-2022, 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted By Griggz⏩
lmaoooo alpha as fuk. ole dude chitting his pants and OP has to just accept his fate.
It's like I'm being punished brah, srs. Lol. Old fart gives zero phucks about anyone around him. Just rips a nasty, juicy fart that likely left chit in his old man tighty whiteys.
post 1653835503 01-06-2022, 11:50 AM
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Clothespin your nose, slide up behind him silent as fuk and whisper 'repped' in his ear for having emitted that big gurgling prune juice werther's originals ensure bastard from his wrinkled old crap cavern.
Originally Posted By Griggz⏩
lmaoooo alpha as fuk. ole dude chitting his pants and OP has to just accept his fate.
QFT.

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post 1653835673 01-06-2022, 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted By binlogic⏩
It's like I'm being punished brah, srs. Lol. Old fart gives zero phucks about anyone around him. Just rips a nasty, juicy fart that likely left chit in his old man tighty whiteys.
Wish I had this much confidence.

In response you need to rip an even juicier fart while you’re talking to him in his cube. Don’t even acknowledge that it happened. Let it linger for a few seconds then leave.
no crew crew
post 1653835703 01-06-2022, 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Clothespin your nose, slide up behind him silent as fuk and whisper 'repped' in his ear for having emitted that big gurgling prune juice werther's originals ensure bastard from his wrinkled old crap cavern.



QFT.

Absolutely based and brown-pilled.
Lmao I'm dying brah, no way I could do that with a straight face
post 1653835883 01-06-2022, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted By dingler⏩
Wish I had this much confidence.

In response you need to rip an even juicier fart while you’re talking to him in his cube. Don’t even acknowledge that it happened. Let it linger for a few second then leave.
Fuark I'm laughing so hard right now brah, if I ripped a juicier one I might as well chit my pants and just call it a day. Srs
post 1653835923 01-06-2022, 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted By binlogic⏩
Lmao I'm dying brah, no way I could do that with a straight face
Sometimes I miss being at uni or a public place cuz there's this magic moment where you and an unknown brah are in cubicle stalls next to one another, and one farts loud as schit and it reverberates off the walls like a gunshot, and you know you're both stifling in a laugh, and it's a game of who breaks first. One always does. Then you both have a hearty laugh together and acknowledge each other's humanity in one beautiful moment of camaraderie.
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*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
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*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
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post 1653836003 01-06-2022, 11:56 AM
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as someone with old parents, i can confirm that at some age, people just don't give a **** and just let it rip whenever they need to...

those mid-sentenace farts are lulz worthy tho

post 1653836033 01-06-2022, 11:57 AM
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Drink 4 scoops of Mutant Mass and fart back srs
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post 1653836063 01-06-2022, 11:57 AM
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should have stood up and clapped
post 1653836073 01-06-2022, 11:58 AM
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Rip a louder and stinkier fart to assert your dominance
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post 1653836083 01-06-2022, 11:58 AM
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That's the smell of coffee and microwaved lunches mixed with anxiety from Mr. Sheklestien's arbitrary deadlines
post 1653836903 01-06-2022, 12:10 PM
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He’s asserting his dominance over you. It’s only right for you to **** your pants at this point
post 1653837183 01-06-2022, 12:16 PM
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Dude's totally fart mogging you.
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post 1653837463 01-06-2022, 12:22 PM
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You need to out-fart him.

Ingest whatever fart fuel you need, then go next to him and just unleash. Rip out a fart so long, loud and powerful that the Gods will nod their approval. Rip out a fart so powerful that the very ground shakes.
Cook the man some eggs!
post 1653837823 01-06-2022, 12:28 PM
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I'm ded at these responses ITT. Fukn love the misc lol
post 1653841103 01-06-2022, 01:26 PM
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That man has as much confidence as this lady does in her buttons.




What an absolute legend. I wish to get there some day...
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post 1653844783 01-06-2022, 02:30 PM
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LMAO such is life for an officel. Stuck in your cage til 5 op better behave fuking LMAO
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post 1653844973 01-06-2022, 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted By Jms89⏩
LMAO such is life for an officel. Stuck in your cage til 5 op better behave fuking LMAO
Brah it really is a cage, not gonna lie. And when you got old farts ripping ass with zero phucks given it just makes it worse.
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