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» Why do all baldcels decide to grow a beard, get tats, get tanned, and swole up?
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post 1653875643 01-07-2022, 04:10 AM
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Why do all baldcels decide to grow a beard, get tats, get tanned, and swole up?

Is it a coping strategy for their fading looks?

99% of the time when a guy loses his hair and goes bald, he grows a beard, gets tattoos, a tan, and hits the iron.
post 1653875673 01-07-2022, 04:11 AM
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Because if you don’t do any of that stuff you run the risk of looking like a chemo patient.
post 1653875713 01-07-2022, 04:12 AM
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Originally Posted By alltrapbrah
Because if you don’t do any of that stuff you run the risk of looking like a chemo patient.
Exactly

If you're bald you at least want a beard.

Skinny bald guys look weird af too.
post 1653876043 01-07-2022, 04:28 AM
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Originally Posted By alltrapbrah
Because if you don’t do any of that stuff you run the risk of looking like a chemo patient.
lol makes sense
post 1653876463 01-07-2022, 04:51 AM
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Because they don't.

Every bald miscer I can think of doesn't have tatts or a tan and none of them look like they even lift. Maybe half of them have beards

The baldcels I'm thinking of IRL are the same

But also that chemo comment up dere ^^^^
post 1653876823 01-07-2022, 05:04 AM
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Because the alternative is having to tell everyone for the rest of your life that you're a cancer patient and going thru chemo.
Or just go full fraud and get one of those $5000 professional 'hair systems', which is cope in itself because we all know it's a wig.
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