I took on the task yesterday of dog sitting for the extended family while they took their trip to Disney. 4 dogs in total.

Well i was hammered all night and this morning and im just coming to and now after waking up underneath the pool table on a hardwoodfloor. I have 3 dogs unaccounted for and no where in site thought it would be funny to share my pradikamant

I live on a ranch taming and breaking horses in the middle of nowhere and am hoping they went exploring and come back. Other wise I must search in the darkness while drinking more. This is a bad night.

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Too bad you didn’t learn how to tame and break dogs right ayyyy lmao!!!

Lolz

Man you want to hear the craziest crap ever. A super rich lady I worked for all of the time had me house sit her plantation from time to time. She had a lot of dogs too but she had an abused standard poodle. This thing was nuts. It was scared of everyone. I was about the only person that it would even let walk it. Well the plantation was in the middle of nowhere and the lady lived in London for ages so she had tons of expensive booze and obviously I brought beers. They told me not to touch them but cmon now. She had been paying everyone who had house sit 5 grand a piece and I had been doing it for months so I was hoping for a big payment. Well I had to take one of her dogs to the vet and whatever dang pill they gave him made him throw up all in her truck. It was a brand new f150 too. I cleaned that thing for ages thinking I had done a good job. Then it was the afc championship game so I had been drinking a lot of beers. Then it was also a snow storm. I let that darn retarded poodle out without a leash thinking surely in the snow he will come on back. This darn thing takes off. It was close to sunset and I had barely any clothes on so I ran to the truck to sit in it to wait to see if I could see him being so cold and all. I had brought a beer with me and then boom I see him. I got him inside and the Lady had been gone for a long time and I honestly had no idea when she was coming back. Boom the door opens and there is beer on the counter. She was like I thought I asked not to drink. She drinks so I was like what’s the big deal? Then she goes to the truck and the beer is in there opened. She flipped out and was like you drank and drove in my new truck? I was like it sure looks like that. Then the dog had puked red and she was like us that puke!!!! Somehow with the red puke and the beer she put together that I drank and drove to the casino and puked In her car. How crazy is that?? I was let go and didn’t get paid. Worst thing is that she rehired me and I was backing her truck up into a field to drop dirt and I jackknifed the trailer and put a dent into it. The truck had her own wine in it and she accused me of drinking again. I went off on her and she fired me and said I had to pay the 5 grand for her truck. They brought me back Abd said I would work it off but one day I left work and met a chick from another town and never returned. That was sone crazy bad luck. The next guy house sat for her one weekend and she bought him a brand new z71. I couldn’t believe that crap. I worked there for years and house sat every weekend for ages and watched her dogs and never got a damn dime. Sorry for the rant. This story brought back memories

Drinking more will definitely make this better.

You’ve obviously never had a hangover. You have to drink or you will die

I hope this isnt true. And if is true, you a POS and you better get those dogs home safely. and never take on this responsiblity ever again

Pretty much this. Strong loser

You did them a favor

Lmfao I missed this troll. His Avi makes it even funnier.

hell of a pradikamant you got yourself in there fella

Find a way to lose the 4th dog