inb4 G4P

Mainly G4F but side gig doing Project Management/Controls consulting in heavy industrial construction, Oil & Gas and mining so far

Work in disability dealing mainly with autistic people

Department head of my company's Radiological Audit division.

Private real estate work (basic home repairs, installations, upkeep)
Worked in an international IT company up until last month, currently doing phuck all IT and it feels good. May start some freelance work, I'd consider starting my own business but not in this economy lol...

Really enjoying right now being more or less self employed. Being able to make my own schedule makes it a lot easier to get other things done. Big plus not having to deal with corporate BS as well, that's a whole extra side to globohomo that I don't want to go back to.

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it.