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post 1654242263 01-13-2022, 05:16 AM
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Girl BREAKS her boyfriends penis in boozy Viagra-fuelled sex marathon

- Isabella Woolf, 25 and her partner Robert Dinglebury, 32 decided to spice up their sex life

- She says: “For our third anniversary we wanted to do something special and spice up our sex life which had become a bit dry. We rented a little sexy cabin in the country and ordered loads of sex toys, bondage gear - and booze. Rob felt under pressure to perform the whole weekend so he decided to buy some Viagra off the internet to make sure his wicket stayed up all night"

- "We cracked open the Champagne and one glass led to three bottles and before we knew it we were sozzled"

- "But after having sex several times his shooting stick must have been suffering, but I didn’t notice as I was too drunk. I jumped on top of him and suddenly heard a snap, crackle and pop and then lots of blood"

- "It was mortifying when medics arrived. In all of the drama, we’d forgotten to hide all the sex toys, whips and chains and sex spillage. I could have died with embarrassment. The smell alone made them gag a little!"

- "Once at the hospital X-rays confirmed he’d fractured his willy and medics advised us against taking Viagra for recreational use… and binge drinking. Fortunately his porridge gun has recovered and it’s a funny story to tell our grandkids!”



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post 1654242323 01-13-2022, 05:18 AM
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They look like a pair of fuking mongos
post 1654242403 01-13-2022, 05:20 AM
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post 1654242413 01-13-2022, 05:21 AM
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Moral story: beware of overuse of your shooting stick while sozzled, m8.
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post 1654242473 01-13-2022, 05:22 AM
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"The smell alone made them gag a little!"

LMAO
post 1654242483 01-13-2022, 05:22 AM
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post 1654242543 01-13-2022, 05:25 AM
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bleeding.. she broke the skin?
post 1654242813 01-13-2022, 05:34 AM
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burn it all

look at those fkn specimens
post 1654243113 01-13-2022, 05:41 AM
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post 1654243553 01-13-2022, 05:55 AM
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They didn't even need to imagine the smell
post 1654244033 01-13-2022, 06:08 AM
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Don't understand how there was blood everywhere (Ded fkn Srs)
post 1654244123 01-13-2022, 06:10 AM
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post 1654244133 01-13-2022, 06:11 AM
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Originally Posted By gmenfan40⏩
Don't understand how there was blood everywhere (Ded fkn Srs)
I would imagine the blood loss from a fully erect penis would amount to quite the medical emergency, not what was described in the 'article'
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post 1654244473 01-13-2022, 06:22 AM
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Rob felt under pressure to perform the whole weekend

u fukkin wot mate?
post 1654244683 01-13-2022, 06:26 AM
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"medics advised us against taking Viagra for recreational use"

Isn't the it's basic sole reason for existing ?
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post 1654244853 01-13-2022, 06:30 AM
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Originally Posted By p7nk⏩
"medics advised us against taking Viagra for recreational use"

Isn't the it's basic sole reason for existing ?
Well it's for treating ED right

Plenty of dudes don't have ED and just use it as an enhancer, like señor Dinglebury here
post 1654244923 01-13-2022, 06:31 AM
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Story seems very suspect.
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post 1654244993 01-13-2022, 06:33 AM
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post 1654245033 01-13-2022, 06:33 AM
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Originally Posted By Destor⏩
Well it's for treating ED right

Plenty of dudes don't have ED and just use it as an enhancer, like señor Dinglebury here
but even than ED isn't life threatening.. unless your having a hard time getting hard and are trying to have a baby... the reason you take it, is to perform a recreational activity isn't it?
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post 1654245113 01-13-2022, 06:34 AM
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Originally Posted By p7nk⏩
but even than ED isn't life threatening.. unless your having a hard time getting hard and are trying to have a baby... the reason you take it, is to perform a recreational activity isn't it?
Yeah maybe inappropriate wording haha, but I think they just mean to not use it if you’re not actually experiencing ED

Ie using it to combat whiskey dick or the effects of other drugs that make it difficult to perform, which I’d bet are the big “recreational” use cases
post 1654246763 01-13-2022, 07:12 AM
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Bro should have taken his own advice








post 1654247343 01-13-2022, 07:26 AM
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Realized this was fake right there^
And relief washes over me in an awesome wave
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Lol at letting your woman break anything of yours

Try being a man
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Degenerates

I’ll never understand why people want more than basic vanilla sex.

If you’re truly attracted to your partner then why would you need anything more.
This is why youre single
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