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post 1654545353 01-18-2022, 01:04 PM
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My Instacart Story

Order 20 packs of 6oz instant rice from Aldi

Instacart shopper calls me to ask which apartment I am in, I tell her.

She says "well one bag broke so I dont know how I will get this to you on the 4th floor" I told her I didn't have a way and I am in meetings all day.

I hear a loud ass noise (her dropping my groceries).......





This dumb ass bitch swapped my 6oz instant rice packs for 5 MOTHERFUKING POUND bags of rice.......I now have 100lbs of fuking rice that isn't instant rice. And it uncharged my card by 80$. Got a full refund


wut do with 100lbs of rice?
post 1654545393 01-18-2022, 01:06 PM
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hahahah lmao.

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post 1654545423 01-18-2022, 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted By JPF82⏩
Order 20 packs of 6oz instant rice from Aldi

Instacart shopper calls me to ask which apartment I am in, I tell her.

She says "well one bag broke so I dont know how I will get this to you on the 4th floor" I told her I didn't have a way and I am in meetings all day.

I hear a loud ass noise (her dropping my groceries).......





This dumb ass bitch swapped my 6oz instant rice packs for 5 MOTHERFUKING POUND bags of rice.......I now have 100lbs of fuking rice that isn't instant rice. And it uncharged my card by 80$. Got a full refund


wut do with 100lbs of rice?
Arbitrage bro, flip that chit to the closest Chinese restaurant
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post 1654545753 01-18-2022, 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted By CremeFraicheBro⏩
Arbitrage bro, flip that chit to the closest Chinese restaurant
That's not a bad idea....hmmmm
post 1654546063 01-18-2022, 01:18 PM
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amazing how much of a workout that btch got from her own stupidity

you kinda made out if you can deal with the annoyance lmao
I dont give a f*ck about a b*tch on the internet
post 1654546283 01-18-2022, 01:21 PM
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hot sloots deliver MY groceries. you mirin my personal shopper/sex slave?

post 1654546343 01-18-2022, 01:22 PM
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fuarrk be prepared for the raid of asian brahs. they can sense that chit and will break your door down to get it
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post 1654546383 01-18-2022, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted By BrianDaMan⏩
hot sloots deliver MY groceries. you mirin my personal shopper/sex slave?

When will it be my turn, only once did I get a cutie 3.14

This was a hambeast who may powerlift on the side
post 1654546443 01-18-2022, 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted By JPF82⏩
Order 20 packs of 6oz instant rice from Aldi

Instacart shopper calls me to ask which apartment I am in, I tell her.

She says "well one bag broke so I dont know how I will get this to you on the 4th floor" I told her I didn't have a way and I am in meetings all day.

I hear a loud ass noise (her dropping my groceries).......





This dumb ass bitch swapped my 6oz instant rice packs for 5 MOTHERFUKING POUND bags of rice.......I now have 100lbs of fuking rice that isn't instant rice. And it uncharged my card by 80$. Got a full refund


wut do with 100lbs of rice?
you deserve it for putting the $ after the number
post 1654546453 01-18-2022, 01:24 PM
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Rice balls are great for work or school snacks! You can chop your favorite veggies (I like cucumber or avocado), hard boiled egg, lunch meat, cheese, and/or seasonings, sauces, or anything that sounds good to you, and wrap them up in the leftover rice using wet hands. Wrap in plastic or a cloth and they store at room temp just fine.
post 1654546663 01-18-2022, 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted By JPF82⏩
Order 20 packs of 6oz instant rice from Aldi

Instacart shopper calls me to ask which apartment I am in, I tell her.

She says "well one bag broke so I dont know how I will get this to you on the 4th floor" I told her I didn't have a way and I am in meetings all day.

I hear a loud ass noise (her dropping my groceries).......





This dumb ass bitch swapped my 6oz instant rice packs for 5 MOTHERFUKING POUND bags of rice.......I now have 100lbs of fuking rice that isn't instant rice. And it uncharged my card by 80$. Got a full refund


wut do with 100lbs of rice?
LMAO reminds me of college I lived in Whaley Mills in Columbia, next to the engineering building. All the indianengineering students lived there. We'd be getting on the elevator erry day and these mugs would come in - like 3 roommates, each with 40 pound bags of rice over each shoulder.
post 1654546743 01-18-2022, 01:30 PM
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lmaoooooooo this is great.

rice for years
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post 1654547503 01-18-2022, 01:45 PM
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post 1654552293 01-18-2022, 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted By OffwhiteBrah⏩
Rice balls are great for work or school snacks! You can chop your favorite veggies (I like cucumber or avocado), hard boiled egg, lunch meat, cheese, and/or seasonings, sauces, or anything that sounds good to you, and wrap them up in the leftover rice using wet hands. Wrap in plastic or a cloth and they store at room temp just fine.
I was thinking of poke' bowls too, but this works!
post 1654552363 01-18-2022, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33⏩
you deserve it for putting the $ after the number
Dam burh


do you say 80 dollars, or dollar 80's?
post 1654552623 01-18-2022, 03:11 PM
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post 1654582893 01-19-2022, 05:21 AM
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Loldโ€ฆimagine people watching her grab all that rice. Probably thought apocalypse was incoming.





Iโ€™d say the obvious solution is to store about 20 lbs in an airtight container for longterm pantry gains and donate the rest to your local foodbank.
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