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Thread: You're boarding your 6 hour flight, your seat is in the middle. Wyd?

post 1654771893 01-22-2022, 01:43 AM
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You're boarding your 6 hour flight, your seat is in the middle. Wyd?



Dat dere smell.
post 1654772023 01-22-2022, 01:52 AM
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Rest my head on her fritatas all flight
post 1654772133 01-22-2022, 01:58 AM
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LOL are they feeding the whole flight
post 1654772143 01-22-2022, 01:59 AM
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who the fukc eats this sh!t on an airplane
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post 1654772153 01-22-2022, 01:59 AM
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Lol sea food in an airplane
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post 1654772183 01-22-2022, 02:01 AM
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I don't fly spirit airlines
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post 1654772193 01-22-2022, 02:02 AM
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imagine her farts

would stink up the whole cabin while shes blowing bombs into her seat
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post 1654772233 01-22-2022, 02:05 AM
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Ah hah the old Oreo seating arrangement

Unless they pull out cell phones and starting yelling wurrrrl starrrr I’m safe
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post 1654772343 01-22-2022, 02:09 AM
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Would complain to the flight attendant. Would also complain that she is not wearing a mask. Would probably get an free upgrade or the force her to leave.
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post 1654772553 01-22-2022, 02:21 AM
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Would join in on feast and have good conversation and lul @ karens that get upset
post 1654772993 01-22-2022, 02:37 AM
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Would probably join an finish with some fresh milk from that milktruck
post 1654773093 01-22-2022, 02:41 AM
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Originally Posted By MEDITATE⏩
who the fukc eats this sh!t on an airplane
This^^^

Can’t be real.
I loe e.
post 1654773143 01-22-2022, 02:42 AM
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I'd down half a bottle of wine and two ******.

Wake me up when we land.
post 1654773203 01-22-2022, 02:46 AM
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Molk plane jus arrive
Damn
post 1654773653 01-22-2022, 03:09 AM
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Get my phone ready to post whatever happens to world star.
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post 1654773733 01-22-2022, 03:12 AM
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Fcking savages……can’t be real..
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post 1654774313 01-22-2022, 03:46 AM
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What the fuk is that in the middle seat?
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post 1654774413 01-22-2022, 03:51 AM
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I’d be sitting there naked with a boner
post 1654774463 01-22-2022, 03:55 AM
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LMAO she's having a whole seafood boil wow. Please tell me this pic is real.
post 1654774503 01-22-2022, 03:56 AM
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I fart.



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post 1654775593 01-22-2022, 05:08 AM
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She looks pretty stuck in that position so when her nether regions start grumbling she will probably be unable to do the closed knees shuffle to the lavatory which means some poor sucker is going to discover an asscrack shaped wedge of low tide scented hiney chowder on that seat after she deplanes but I guess the good news is that probably will not necessitate the use of a plunger
post 1654775633 01-22-2022, 05:12 AM
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such respect, such class.
post 1654776553 01-22-2022, 06:11 AM
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fuk yeah I'd get in on that. free lobster and also the perfect opportunity to just talk about how horrible white people are.
post 1654777013 01-22-2022, 06:38 AM
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If I’m sitting there, I’m eating.
post 1654777273 01-22-2022, 06:51 AM
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Originally Posted By MEDITATE⏩
who the fukc eats this sh!t on an airplane
Right?
Originally Posted By Better
I don't fly spirit airlines
Accurate assessment.

Odds on this being a Spirit flight between New Orleans and Detroit?

FYI: I've made many Spirit flights in and out of DTW.
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post 1654777353 01-22-2022, 06:54 AM
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Honestly don't know what to say. They do own a seafood restaurant but they just seem mental.


post 1654777643 01-22-2022, 07:05 AM
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I would count my losses and stop counting my calories and I'll join in on that feast, mini bottles and all.
post 1654778273 01-22-2022, 07:26 AM
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Id just fake cough and say i got the covid and theyll clean up quick lol
post 1654778813 01-22-2022, 07:36 AM
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Originally Posted By John$Galt⏩
fuk yeah I'd get in on that. free lobster and also the perfect opportunity to just talk about how horrible white people are.
lol this, guess we eaten!
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post 1654778983 01-22-2022, 07:39 AM
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I'd join in.
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