Went to a hot club/bar with 5 brahs. We agreed to four bottles for $4k and a booth next to some MLS soccer team from Kansas City. Bottles were nothing crazy.. Goose, Casa Amigos Tequila, Mcallen 18, and champaigne... Obviously we were scammed as they didn't allow you to pour drinks and their servings are huge to get you ****ed up.. Ordered more, tab came out to $14k.. Even the MLS team was Bert Staring.

Anywho, hoards of sloots were taking turn at our table. Drinking, dancing, laughing, mingling with us. Good times. There were a group of 5 who were for sure some sort of working girls which left after getting ignored, but the other 15 or so that were taking turns were legit tourists/party sloots. Fingering and groping all night. ded srs. One buddy took the ugliest Miss Piggy looking sloot home. Every brah got a number, some 2 some 3.

So whats the deal misc? Why is it that when you're out and squeezing through the bar sloots don't want to look your way, but have a booth/bottles and they just want to be there.. Even put out.

For being 33 and my first time out like that in at least 5 years, it was pretty fun and I kinda wanna do it again. So much quicker than chitty apps and back/forth mumbo jumbo.

you paid 14k between the six of you and still one of your crew had to jump on a grenade? phucking lmao.

Chicks like gay bars

water is wet

So to sum it up, you spent 14k on alcohol worth maybe a few hundred and in return got some petting and a phone number?

Oh and one of your buddies got to smash an uggo.

Congrats lmaooo

Well, since you went there... 14k is irrelevant to me but it is to you. Who said we went out looking for sloots? They flocked over when they saw alcohol and basically whored out, thus the premise of the thread... I'm literally mocking our night out and my friend who smashed Miss. Piggy, why are you hung up on the money? Chillax brehs.

So you answered your own question

Yeah, coulda slept with farm of 10/10 Latinas with that money.. Not what we were looking for, this ain't teen misc. Getting yucky with the boys was all that mattered.

Here's a pic of Miss Piggy, laugh a little.

But why? Over a glass of vodka and juice?

let me party with u m8

i spend $20 on piss beer and get to kiss, finger, bang, etc hoes every night of the week


with $14k i could get like 50 girls preggo lets fuggin go

Why do bar sloots like free drinks, is that seriously your question OP? Also LMAO at dropping the price of a car for overpriced booze and herpes.

In on subtle brag thread

You're more than welcome if you ever make it out to AZ. PM me if you're ever down here, srs.

Don't think I'd kiss a sloot tho, not tryna get a mouthful of her last meal lol.

So is this proof that jaw line/facial aesthetics don't matter? I'm half way torn between trying to look like Zyzz and being a rich fatcel.

Repped. Can confirm, I was mechanism.

op I hope this took place in Jamaica dawg.

Negged. (Dead fkn srs)

How dare you assume the strength of cope?

You got phone numbers for 14k? Nice

Wait. So water is.. dry??Like 2k per digit.

pay 14k to get a number


lmao

lmao strong thread backfire. It's like a phucking whale bragging about all the BBC she gets. lmfao peasant

What do you have against whales and HTC?

You really thought we were gonna be blown away at nonchalantly pretending $14k is nothing to you huh

I've seen dudes like you in the club and its big big yikes

I remember one time some fatass at the club bought a pyramid of jager bombs, must have cost thousands, everyone tried to drink it all, but it didnt get finished and the fat **** was complaining at the end of the night, he ended leaving alone, like he didnt even have a crew... I still cringe about his anger, man that was great.

This is the saddest thread I've read in a while.

Imagine spending 14k on 4 bottles of mid shelf liquor.

Only one brah in the crew got laid (by a fat chick)

And you came to the misc to brag about this.

I pity you brah. You played yourself.

You got scammed by the world. There are dudes out there who get better poon for free with ease.

14k for a couple of golddigger digits, tragic.
Could've spent a fraction of that at a brothel and actually got laid

...so what made you feel the need to write what you paid into the post then.

LOL at spending 14k to get a phone number from a whore that expects you to blow money on her just to hangout. (Ded fkn Srs)

Lord save us.

Yep, this is some next level "Jestermaxxing".