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post 1655842213 02-08-2022, 04:51 PM
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"Pain in the ass" is such a gay phrase. In its stead, I have begun using/saying...

"Ball ache"

Pain in the ass" is what a faygola says after getting tackled (aka, cheekbones being split open). It is really effeminate.

"Ball ache" is so much more hetero, lulzy, and it is innovative and fresh. I did a trial run this morning at the gymnasium and it was a hit. Had a couple homeboys loling and a cute brunette smirked and whispered "you are so bad!"

Next time something happens and you are about to say "Man, that is such a pain in the ass" or "Fuk, what a pain in the ass" and such, remember to stop and consider what you are saying--are you homosexual? Are you typically having pain from things being inserted into your *******? Or are you a man? If the answer is "I am a man, ddsf1," then say "damn, holmes, what a ball ache!" or "Dawg, please don't be a ball ache!"
post 1655842383 02-08-2022, 04:53 PM
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I always say "Pain in the dick"

U mirin?
post 1655842463 02-08-2022, 04:55 PM
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I always say scroty ouchie.

Am I doing it right?
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post 1655842633 02-08-2022, 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted By BalognaNbeans⏩
I always say "Pain in the dick"

U mirin?
That's good too, but more vulgar than ball ache. I like the lulziness factor of ball ache versus a more in your face attitude that goes with pain in the dick.
post 1655842703 02-08-2022, 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted By ClivesTriceps⏩
I always say scroty ouchie.

Am I doing it right?
eh sounds kinda fruity my boy
post 1655842743 02-08-2022, 05:00 PM
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Just shorten it to "Balls!"
Virtue is its own reward.
post 1655842753 02-08-2022, 05:00 PM
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What if we're not a man?
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post 1655842833 02-08-2022, 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
What if we're not a man?
"Vag ache" (as opposed to "vagina ache")

"OMG you're making my vag ache!"
post 1655842873 02-08-2022, 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted By DDSF1⏩
"Vag ache" (as opposed to "vagina ache")

"OMG you're making my vag ache!"
LMAO! Yeah not saying that lol
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post 1655842893 02-08-2022, 05:03 PM
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kick in the dick/balls is my variation
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post 1655842903 02-08-2022, 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Johnez⏩
Just shorten it to "Balls!"
That works good too. I prefer the lulzyness factor but in a pinch or when really upset--"balls!" works good.
post 1655842933 02-08-2022, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
LMAO! Yeah not saying that lol
LOL are you sure you don't want to try it out around your friends? They will all think you are so witty.
post 1655842943 02-08-2022, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted By DDSF1⏩
That's good too, but more vulgar than ball ache. I like the lulziness factor of ball ache versus a more in your face attitude that goes with pain in the dick.
Pretty sure ball ache is usually blue balls. Or to say you're horny

You are a pain in my mini pelotas

Always thought it was ass cause you sit on it. And it hurts to sit on your ass so you get up so it's used to mean it's a nuisance

Not that you take cylindrical objects up your rectum. Or particularly like ass ramming

If I say pain in the ass it's cause I DONT PARTICULARLY LIKE ASS RAMMING

I award you 0 points
post 1655843023 02-08-2022, 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted By propreffered7⏩
Pretty sure ball ache is usually blue balls. Or to say you're horny

You are a pain in my mini pelotas

Always thought it was ass cause you sit on it. And it hurts to sit on your ass so you get up so it's used to mean it's a nuisance

Not that you take cylindrical objects up your rectum. Or particularly like ass ramming

If I say pain in the ass it's cause I DONT PARTICULARLY LIKE ASS RAMMING

I award you 0 points
Looks like we found the closet homo everybody
post 1655843193 02-08-2022, 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted By DDSF1⏩
Looks like we found the closet homo everybody
Yea it's so much not gayer to talk about how you don't like stuff up your ass but prefer ball talk
post 1655843203 02-08-2022, 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
LMAO! Yeah not saying that lol
Right?! If we say that we'll have no friends lol...
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post 1655843233 02-08-2022, 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted By propreffered7⏩
Yea it's so much not gayer to talk about how you don't like stuff up your ass but prefer ball talk
Ok Homo we get it, you like pain in your ass. Good for you dawg.
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Originally Posted By BalognaNbeans⏩
I always say "Pain in the dick"

U mirin?
i always say "A punch in the dick"
my 79 yr old dad says "pain in my ass".
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Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
What if we're not a man?
"giving me cramps"
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I had a martial arts teacher who would sarcastically say “well **** me in the ass” when technique revelations were discussed.
post 1655844293 02-08-2022, 05:34 PM
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Thats a real taint tickler OP
Damn
post 1655844433 02-08-2022, 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted By TheScapeGOAT⏩
I had a martial arts teacher who would sarcastically say “well **** me in the ass” when technique revelations were discussed.
Did he ever try to keep you after class and show you some secret moves too?
post 1655844583 02-08-2022, 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted By Jandels⏩
Thats a real taint tickler OP
See, this is good butt stuff. Even though I typically like to voice my displeasure about butt stuff. This is joyous and care free

I award you 1/10 points
post 1655845223 02-08-2022, 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted By GooBaaa⏩
Did he ever try to keep you after class and show you some secret moves too?
Nah. Just had a sailor, non-pc mouth.
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I think the act of scrutinizing this saying is effeminate behaviour itself, it's also pretty ghey to associate it with homosex only. Lots of other ass pains out there and doesn't even need to be in the anoos e.g. bruised/sore glutes, piles, constipation.

Also kinda gay to be focusing on balls OP......just sayain
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Originally Posted By BalognaNbeans⏩
I always say "Pain in the dick"

U mirin?
lol imagine if your dick hurts how much his ass must be hurting...
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